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breaker's yarded adj. Drunk by the third round, and by morning apparently ready for dismantling beside other damaged machinery. Mercedas was breaker's yarded on the sofa, awaiting collection with one shoe missing. breaker-innered adj. Drunk by closing time, and still entering rooms in the morning without locating the proper way in. Ruthell was breaker-innered at dawn, appearing silently in the kitchen through the wrong doorway.
breaker-upped adj. Still drunk, and dividing the morning into manageable pieces before attempting to reassemble the day. Aliyannah was breaker-upped by breakfast, separating toast, coffee and conversation into distinct operations. breakered (/ˈbɹeɪkəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of breaking through every sensible morning barrier, including the agreed silence. Shontrice was breakered at eight, forcing open the curtains and announcing the weather. breakeven load factored adj. Sharpened by drink into believing the next round will somehow cover its own costs. Lafondra went breakeven load factored and ordered another round for the table. breakeven pointed adj. Describing a drinker who has arrived at equilibrium, where neither gain nor loss can be claimed. Latish grew breakeven pointed and maintained that another pint would disturb the accounts. breakevened adj. You are drunk and have reached the point at which pleasure and liability are equal. Milea was breakevened, neither gaining from the evening nor yet prepared to leave it. breakfaced adj. Loosened by drink into treating every damaged surface as a sensible place to lean. Deeanne went breakfaced against the mantel and declared it structurally reassuring. breakfalled adj. Emboldened by drink to demonstrate a safe landing before locating a suitable height. Christien went breakfalled over the sofa, confident the technique covered all eventualities. breakfast barred adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a kitchen counter from an appropriate place to address the nation. Lanaiyah went breakfast barred and delivered policy from the high stool. breakfast burritoed adj. Loosened by drink into one tightly folded morning decision, regardless of what went into it. Volvi got breakfast burritoed and wrapped every leftover breakfast item in one napkin. breakfast cerealed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a bowl of grains seem sufficient preparation for any undertaking. Kalisa went breakfast cerealed and tried to conduct the meeting with a spoon. breakfast clubbed adj. Drunk, with the result that feeding children before school seems a suitable qualification for leadership. Hildegarde went breakfast clubbed and organised the pub into orderly morning groups. breakfast in bedded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes remaining horizontal appear both luxurious and administratively correct. Gardy became breakfast in bedded and requested toast without accepting responsibility for its delivery. breakfast mated adj. Describing a drinker who has formed, under drink, an attachment to whoever happens to still be present and is prepared to wait until morning to find out who that is. Lataja went breakfast mated around midnight, settling in beside the radiator with the long view in mind.
breakfast milked adj. Slowed by drink to believe that richer milk will improve every judgement still required before noon. Armiya got breakfast milked and prescribed Channel Island milk for the taxi decision.