breast flatteninged
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breast flatteninged adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a level plane of confidence, posture and remaining conversation. Maximilian grew breast flatteninged and spent ten minutes smoothing a perfectly flat cushion. breast formed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a removable second opinion about the shape of the evening. Sindhu became breast formed and briefly misplaced the additional shape in the cloakroom.
breast girthed adj. Loosened by drink into someone whose conversation continually slips backwards from its intended position. Pella went breast girthed and lost the thread of the toast before reaching the first comma. breast implanted adj. Describing a drinker who has installed an impressive, immovable certainty where judgement used to be. Inocencia went breast implanted and defended the coat stand as a personal confidante. breast ironinged adj. A drinker who approaches every developing situation with heated objects and excessive corrective purpose. Zaliah became breast ironinged and attempted to press a wrinkle from the tablecloth with a coaster. breast lined adj. A drinker so far gone that the bar becomes a small vessel, secured indefinitely to the nearest solid object. Lyron grew breast lined and remained attached to the pub's corner until closing. breast milked adj. The state of being drunk and gently yielding whatever the conversation has managed to extract. Dalma became breast milked and supplied family history to a stranger beside the crisps. breast minted adj. The drunkenness of one who has coined a private name for a commonplace refreshment and expects its circulation. Alissabeth became breast minted and requested two Tit Tacs from the bewildered landlord. breast padded adj. Reduced by drink to a soft intermediary between the nursing impulse and the furniture. Danyeal went breast padded and used the folded napkin as an upholstered argument. breast panged adj. Softened by drink into an archaic complaint about the chest, preferably delivered beside the kettle. Al became breast panged and requested hot water with the gravity of a medieval patient. breast pocketed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, outward-facing repository for receipts, grievances and one unnecessary pen. Ramyiah became breast pocketed and stored the bill, the menu and a lime wedge for later. breast pumped adj. Loosened by drink into a rhythmically operated apparatus producing more enthusiasm than useful output. Mayna went breast pumped and worked the hand dryer as though storing applause. breast reductioned adj. You are drunk and determined to reduce every excess, beginning with the buffet and ending with the household budget. Lisa got breast reductioned and removed three cakes from the table in the public interest. breast shelled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a cautious object seeking proper support beneath the clothing. Laytin grew breast shelled and spent several minutes correcting a harmless fold in the shirt. breast strapped adj. Emboldened by drink to keep the evening from slipping backwards. Janellie remained breast strapped to the bar long after everyone else had left.
breast tortured adj. Drunk and treating the nearest item of clothing as though it had made a personal accusation. Dereion became breast tortured and wrestled gravely with the fastening of an innocent cardigan.
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