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BGAN'd adj. Softened by drink into a broadband network, accepting transmissions from every table in the pub. Eabhaoin was BGAN'd, relaying gossip from the snug to the bar without checking its destination. BGH'd adj. Drunk to the extent of displaying marked growth in confidence, volume, and disregard for available surfaces. Lovann was BGH'd by midnight, having expanded a brief toast into a regional address. BGL'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and reporting a fluctuating internal measurement to anyone prepared to record it. Luk was BGL'd by closing time and gave the taxi driver a detailed account of his readings. BGM'd adj. Too drunk to hear the music, yet still providing an atmosphere for the entire bar. Delshaun got BGM'd and became the room’s principal ambience without singing a note. BGR'd adj. The state of being drunk and treating an ordinary friendship as a relationship requiring public arbitration. Feargus got BGR'd and asked Meshonda to define their relationship before pudding. BGS'd adj. Of a drinker who has spent the evening compacting around the coat stand and now requires careful extraction. Jakyre was BGS'd by closing time and had to be separated gently from three winter coats. BH'd adj. Drunk beyond ordinary nautical comparison, broad of bearing and difficult to manoeuvre in confined waters. Desiraee was BH'd and required two friends to navigate the narrow passage to the toilets. BHA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that even the crisps seem preserved against the consequences of the evening. Fantaysia was BHA'd and announced that the buffet possessed remarkable long-term stability. BHB'd adj. Drunk to a degree that your horizontal branch has become chiefly a matter of remaining horizontal. Arunjit was BHB'd by closing time and found the bench more navigable than the pavement. BHC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to offer professional guidance on everyone's behaviour while missing the last bus. Eloyd got BHC'd and assessed the queue before recommending a taxi for the entire party. BHD'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat pocket has become a complete filing system. Sierria was BHD'd and searched one pocket repeatedly for keys found in another. BHL'd adj. Loosened by drink into treating every private concern as a visibly enlarged public matter. Chubbie got BHL'd and announced his minor grievance to the entire dining room. BHN'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the person has acquired a measurable hardness, chiefly towards sensible advice. Piffany was BHN'd and resisted the taxi driver's suggestion with laboratory-grade firmness. BHO'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed a household object to assist with every decision. Kiely was BHO'd, asking the kettle whether another glass of water was advisable. BHP'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving a durable record in every sedimentary layer of the evening. Charleane was BHP'd, deposited on the sofa with the permanence of a geological sample. BHSced adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary symptom becomes evidence for a confident personal diagnosis. Kieve was BHSced and diagnosed the landlord with dehydration during an argument about music.