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Bosced adj. Describing a drinker who rolls gently from side to side, like a pear not quite settled. Enesha was Bosced, swaying beside the fruit bowl and missing the chair twice. Bosched adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the coatroom for a border crossing and the journey home for a campaign. Holleigh got Bosched and inspected every coat before permitting the party to leave. Bose-Einstein condensated adj. A drinker who has occupied one shared state with the floor and ceased independent motion. Christianne was Bose-Einstein condensated beneath the table, perfectly still and socially present. Bose-Einstein statisticsed adj. A drinker so far gone that several limbs occupy the same place without observing personal boundaries. Ebony-mai was Bose-Einstein statisticsed, with both feet attempting the same stair. Bosjesmanned adj. The state of being drunk and navigating by instinct, with language kept to a minimum. Anadela was Bosjesmanned, silently tracking the safest route past the stairs. Boskopoided adj. The condition of a drinker who has enlarged the head, shortened the stride, and lost the stairs. Dymonique was Boskopoided, helmet-headed and uncertain which way the staircase continued. Bosman transferred adj. Having drunk more than enough to leave the conversation freely, but not the premises. Laurencia was Bosman transferred, moving between groups without completing any departure. Bosnia and Herzegovinianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the walk home as an international boundary. Tyniqua became Bosnia and Herzegovinianed outside the pub, requiring a passport from the taxi driver. Bosniacisationed adj. Still drunk, and progressively assimilating every available coat, stool and remaining bar custom. Cutler became Bosniacisationed near last orders, adopting the cloakroom's entire system without permission. Bosniacizationed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the final round from a permanent change of arrangements. Jahrod was Bosniacizationed at closing time, treating the taxi queue as a settled neighbourhood. Bosniacked (/ˈbɒznɪækd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and already claiming the pavement as a second country. Kailas was Bosniacked before the food arrived, dividing the pavement into provisional territories. Bosniaked adj. Drunk by closing time, and gradually absorbed into whichever group is nearest the cloakroom. Guyllaume was Bosniaked by closing time, having joined three separate parties on the way to his coat. Bosniakizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the journey home into a complete reorganisation of local arrangements. Aubrielle was Bosniakizationed after last orders, assigning new destinations to the entire taxi queue. Bosnian pined adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, and standing upright like a mountain tree awaiting transport. Thailan was Bosnian pined beside the pub, vertical and immovable until the taxi arrived. Bosnianed (/ˈbɒzni.ənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard the taxi rank as a settled place of residence. Shaqunna was Bosnianed by closing time and asked whether the taxi rank accepted lodgers. Bosniannessed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a durable, unmistakable condition at the end of the evening. Marquavius was Bosniannessed by midnight, calm in the taxi queue and unable to find his house.