breeched
breedermobiled

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breeched (/bɹiːt͡ʃd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a firm opinion about trousers, coats, and who has taken yours. Sheraine became breeched at last orders and challenged the cloakroom over a similar coat. breechened adj. Describing a drinker who cannot recoil without assistance from the evening's previous discharge. Lynard was breechened after supper and required steadying whenever conversation advanced.
breeches buoyed adj. A drinker so far gone that conveyance between two stable surfaces requires a canvas seat and several witnesses. Damarte was breeches buoyed from the sofa to the taxi with maritime solemnity. breeches parted adj. The state of being drunk and unexpectedly assigned the masculine role in an improvised performance. Evolette was breeches parted and delivered Hamlet in an accent of uncertain provenance. breeches roled adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken borrowed male costume for a professional theatrical obligation. Ekkam grew breeches roled and demanded a dressing room before ordering crisps. breechesmakered adj. The drunkenness of one who alters everyone's trousers while claiming merely to improve the cut. Lilybeth became breechesmakered and began pinning trouser legs with beer mats. breechinged (/bɹiːt͡ʃɪŋd/) adj. Reduced by drink to the ceremonial dignity of receiving trousers for the first time. Adeniyi was breechinged and accepted his borrowed trousers with solemn gratitude. breechlessnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a condition in which trousers have ceased to be part of the arrangement. Telma was breechlessnessed by the time the taxi arrived, though her dignity remained theoretical. breechloadered adj. Slowed by drink to the rate at which every decision must be opened from behind before proceeding. Skylair became breechloadered and took six minutes to choose between two identical lagers. breed (/bɹiːd/) adj. Softened by drink into an eyelid that closes whenever the prospect of another round arises. Marya went breed beside the bar and missed the announcement of last orders. breedabilitied adj. Drunk to the point where every object is assessed with unwarranted confidence for future propagation. Alannis became breedabilitied and appraised the bar staff as though conducting a laboratory survey. breedbated adj. Drunk enough to provoke quarrels by offering each opinion in the least conciliatory available form. Danveer grew breedbated and disputed the pronunciation of every name on the menu. breeded (/bɹiːdd/) adj. Drunk and inclined to classify every living thing present according to species, strain, or doubtful ancestry. Sandee got breeded and assigned the pub's patrons to several unrecognised varieties. breeder reactorred adj. Drunk beyond consumption, generating fresh reasons for another round faster than existing ones are exhausted. Nalayna was breeder reactorred, producing further causes for celebration from an empty glass. breedered (/ˈbɹiːdɚd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between tending living things and issuing them instructions. Jaan became breedered and attempted to organise the pub's potted plants by temperament.
breedermobiled adj. Drunk in a way that converts any large passenger vehicle into a family transport service. Solaris became breedermobiled and offered every stranger a lift, including those already seated.