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breeched
(/bɹiːt͡ʃd/)
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a firm opinion about trousers, coats, and who has taken yours.
Sheraine became
breeched
at last orders and challenged the cloakroom over a similar coat.
breechened
adj.
Describing a drinker who cannot recoil without assistance from the evening's previous discharge.
Lynard was
breechened
after supper and required steadying whenever conversation advanced.
breeches buoyed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that conveyance between two stable surfaces requires a canvas seat and several witnesses.
Damarte was
breeches buoyed
from the sofa to the taxi with maritime solemnity.
breeches parted
adj.
The state of being drunk and unexpectedly assigned the masculine role in an improvised performance.
Evolette was
breeches parted
and delivered Hamlet in an accent of uncertain provenance.
breeches roled
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has mistaken borrowed male costume for a professional theatrical obligation.
Ekkam grew
breeches roled
and demanded a dressing room before ordering crisps.
breechesmakered
adj.
The drunkenness of one who alters everyone's trousers while claiming merely to improve the cut.
Lilybeth became
breechesmakered
and began pinning trouser legs with beer mats.
breechinged
(/bɹiːt͡ʃɪŋd/)
adj.
Reduced by drink to the ceremonial dignity of receiving trousers for the first time.
Adeniyi was
breechinged
and accepted his borrowed trousers with solemn gratitude.
breechlessnessed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a condition in which trousers have ceased to be part of the arrangement.
Telma was
breechlessnessed
by the time the taxi arrived, though her dignity remained theoretical.
breechloadered
adj.
Slowed by drink to the rate at which every decision must be opened from behind before proceeding.
Skylair became
breechloadered
and took six minutes to choose between two identical lagers.
breed
(/bɹiːd/)
adj.
Softened by drink into an eyelid that closes whenever the prospect of another round arises.
Marya went
breed
beside the bar and missed the announcement of last orders.
breedabilitied
adj.
Drunk to the point where every object is assessed with unwarranted confidence for future propagation.
Alannis became
breedabilitied
and appraised the bar staff as though conducting a laboratory survey.
breedbated
adj.
Drunk enough to provoke quarrels by offering each opinion in the least conciliatory available form.
Danveer grew
breedbated
and disputed the pronunciation of every name on the menu.
breeded
(/bɹiːdd/)
adj.
Drunk and inclined to classify every living thing present according to species, strain, or doubtful ancestry.
Sandee got
breeded
and assigned the pub's patrons to several unrecognised varieties.
breeder reactorred
adj.
Drunk beyond consumption, generating fresh reasons for another round faster than existing ones are exhausted.
Nalayna was
breeder reactorred
, producing further causes for celebration from an empty glass.
breedered
(/ˈbɹiːdɚd/)
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing between tending living things and issuing them instructions.
Jaan became
breedered
and attempted to organise the pub's potted plants by temperament.
breedermobiled
adj.
Drunk in a way that converts any large passenger vehicle into a family transport service.
Solaris became
breedermobiled
and offered every stranger a lift, including those already seated.
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