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breitschwantzed adj. Drunk to the point where every coat seems broad enough to provide a luxurious seat. Bhuvan became breitschwantzed and attempted to recline across three winter coats. breitschwanzed (/ˈbɹaɪt͡ʃvɑːntsd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard a soft, broadtail-like spread of fabric as a complete furnishing. Evita grew breitschwanzed and claimed the folded coats constituted a chaise longue. brekked adj. Drunk past the point of breakfast being a meal and into its becoming a proposed solution to everything. Taityana got brekked and ordered eggs for a problem involving a missing umbrella. brekkered adj. Drunk beyond breakfast, with the confidence to believe an early meal repairs all subsequent decisions. Pharrell became brekkered and prescribed bacon to everyone waiting for a taxi. brekkied (/ˈbɹɛkid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that breakfast is confidently scheduled despite the night still being underway. Deaira became brekkied and booked a table for breakfast before finding her way home. brelanned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a card game seem winnable through instinct, charm and no knowledge of the rules. Arhtur became brelanned and wagered his pudding on a hand he had not inspected. brelfied (/ˈbɹɛlfid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of documenting a private feeding moment as though it were an achievement. Cregg became brelfied and took several proud photographs beside the quietest corner of the room. brellied adj. Drunk on the strength of believing a folded cloth can protect you from weather, judgement and poor choices. Achary became brellied and carried a napkin overhead through the dry evening air. breloqued (/bɹəˈləʊkd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every small dangling object as a charm guaranteeing success. Dekira became breloqued and fastened a bottle opener to her watch as a lucky seal. bremazocined adj. Drunk by closing time, and pursuing relief through increasingly confident experiments in personal chemistry. Raffaela became bremazocined and proposed combining coffee, lemonade and a medicinal-looking lozenge. bremelanotided (/ˌbɹɛm.əˈlæn.əˌtaɪdd/) adj. Still drunk, and confidently treating every wobble as a temporary medical emergency with an obvious remedy. Leyli grew bremelanotided and organised a treatment plan for the queue outside the kebab shop. bremsstrahlunged (/ˈbɹɛm.ʃtrɑ.ləŋd/) adj. Too drunk to decelerate gracefully when deflected, radiating explanations whenever anyone attempts to redirect you. brendelited adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a complicated mineral composition as a personal list of qualifications. Dashanae became brendelited and introduced herself using bismuth, iron and phosphorus as credentials. brendinged adj. Having drunk enough to mistake burning enthusiasm for a practical plan, particularly near unattended candles. Amijah became brendinged and proposed warming the room by setting fire to a decorative leaflet. brengthed adj. Having drunk more than your size of judgement can accommodate, and attempting to occupy the whole conversation. Kalima became brengthed and expanded a brief toast into a detailed account of local government. brenkited adj. You have drunk enough to describe yourself as colourless, crystalline and chemically better organised than everyone present. Chastine became brenkited and identified the bar’s pale walls as evidence of excellent mineral structure.