Bosporanned
Boston marriaged

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Bosporanned adj. You are drunk and ruling the route home as though it were an ancient kingdom. Latrece was Bosporanned at last orders, issuing road instructions from the back of the taxi. Boss of the Plainsed adj. Of a drinker: hat tilted, coat gathered, and prepared to cross any weather for the next round. Arianna-mae went Boss of the Plainsed after midnight, wearing the cloakroom ticket as a badge.
Boston Brahminned adj. Describing a drinker who expects the last round, the best chair and a family taxi. Lahana was Boston Brahminned by midnight, waiting for a car while lesser drinkers found their own. Boston baked beansed adj. A drinker so far gone that every exchange becomes sweet, smoky and faintly pork-based. Mashari was Boston baked beansed and described each guest as a treasured family recipe. Boston brahminned adj. A drinker who has acquired quiet authority over the bill, the coats and the final taxi. Terenna was Boston brahminned at closing time, collecting coats with unearned administrative confidence. Boston brown breaded adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has steamed, darkened and sweetened around them. Sabreen was Boston brown breaded by last orders, soft-spoken and remarkably difficult to move. Boston bunned adj. The state of being drunk and thickly iced with confidence, spice and an unnecessary final round. Jimari was Boston bunned after closing, sweetly insisting that everyone needed one more drink. Boston butted adj. The condition of a drinker who has placed the upper body first in every conversation and doorway. Veronick was Boston butted by midnight, entering the taxi with the confidence of a shoulder charge. Boston crabbed adj. The drunkenness of one who has secured the coat rack and cannot release it without assistance. Jurene was Boston crabbed beside the exit, gripping the coat stand through last orders. Boston cream donutted adj. Reduced by drink to a round, filled state, glazed over and awaiting collection from the pavement. Allaire was Boston cream donutted outside the pub, neatly rounded up by the waiting taxi. Boston cream doughnutted adj. Softened by drink into a circular, custard-filled passenger with chocolate opinions about the route home. Ysidra was Boston cream doughnutted by midnight, reclining across the back seat with unusual firmness. Boston cream pied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can identify the final round but not the correct street. Jabarius was Boston cream pied after closing, precise about custard and vague about his address. Boston ferned adj. Loosened by drink into gracefully arching limbs, particularly when reaching for a departing taxi. Jamalachi was Boston ferned outside the pub, fronds extended towards a cab that had not stopped. Boston ivied adj. Emboldened by drink to climb socially, physically and occasionally up the nearest wall on the way home. Arieah was Boston ivied by the final round and attached herself firmly to the departing group. Boston lettuced adj. Slowed by drink to a soft, carefully folded progress towards the exit and whatever transport remains. Shurley was Boston lettuced by last orders, moving gently through the queue with both hands on her coat.
Boston marriaged adj. Having drunk enough to conduct the evening as a discreet, permanent union of two women, neither requiring a husband. Dixielynn got Boston marriaged and appointed Jillanna her sole correspondent for the evening.