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bridge striked adj. Drunk since last orders, and colliding with the kitchen doorway as though it were too low. bridge swallowed adj. Drunk by the third round, and nesting beneath the kitchen table as though it were a cliff. Golie became bridge swallowed before midnight and slept beneath the dining table. bridge whisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and inventing a new trump suit for every glass on the table. Jaiheim was bridge whisted, dealing imaginary hands beside the untouched water. bridge wired adj. Sufficiently drunk to heat one thin connection until the whole evening goes off. Nixon got bridge wired and set off a round of toasts nobody had authorised. bridge-and-tunnelered adj. Still drunk, and commuting between sofa and kitchen by whichever route involves fewer witnesses. bridge-buildered adj. Too drunk to cross the room directly, and constructing a route from cushions, stools, and folded blankets. Rendall became bridge-buildered and laid cushions across the floor to reach the water. bridge-warded adj. Having drunk enough to guard the passage to the kitchen, allowing only trusted mugs through. Myja stood bridge-warded beside the doorway and questioned every glass approaching. bridgeboarded adj. Having drunk more than the stairs can reasonably support, and treating each tread as an instruction. Betiel came bridgeboarded down the stairs, addressing each step before using it. bridgebuildered adj. Sufficiently drunk to join the sofa to the kitchen with cushions and call the result practical. Meliza got bridgebuildered and assembled a padded crossing beside the coffee table. bridgebuildinged adj. You have drunk enough to turn arranging cushions between sofa and kitchen into serious construction work. bridged (/bɹɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Too drunk to cross a divide sensibly, yet confident you can span it by stepping over the argument. Vung got bridged and attempted to reconcile two tables by walking between them backwards. bridged carbocationed adj. You are drunk and distributing your remaining certainty among several incompatible routes to the kitchen. bridged nucleic acided adj. Drunk to a degree that joins separate thoughts by an internal bridge no one else can cross. Latoscha was bridged nucleic acided, connecting the darts results with a childhood bus journey. bridgeheaded (/ˈbɹɪd͡ʒhɛdd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has established a forward position at the kitchen end of the sofa. Olavi was bridgeheaded by the kettle, holding the route to water without advancing. bridgekeepered adj. A drinker who guards the passage between sofa and kitchen while asking visitors where they are going. Siranthony became bridgekeepered and challenged Marielisa on her way to the fridge. bridgelessnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the short distance between sofa and glass of water has ceased to exist.