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bridgeleted adj. The state of being drunk and using one cushion as a complete route between sofa and kitchen. Davinci was bridgeleted, crossing the gap to the tap by means of a single cushion. bridgelined adj. The condition of a drinker who has stretched a tough, unbroken line of cushions towards the water. Samah was bridgelined from sofa to sink, with cushions marking the intended route. bridgemakered adj. The drunkenness of one who designs a crossing from sofa to kitchen, then falls asleep before using it. Tanysha was bridgemakered, having designed a route to the tap and abandoned construction. bridgemanned adj. Reduced by drink to operating the coffee table as a moving bridge between the sofa and the glass. Romin was bridgemanned, shifting the coffee table a few inches towards the water. bridgemastered adj. Softened by drink into the person in charge of the route between sofa, kitchen, and glass of water. Method was bridgemastered, issuing quiet instructions about the safest route to the tap. bridgenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise measure of how closely every seat connects to the kitchen. Makiley was bridgenessed, calculating the sofa's exact connectivity with the sink. bridgered adj. Drunk to the extent of constructing a route between bed and water, then forgetting which bank one started from. Nechole was bridgered, crossing the landing repeatedly without improving her position. bridgetendered adj. Loosened by drink into maintaining the household crossing, opening it for water and closing it for sleep. Abubacarr was bridgetendered, moving cushions aside whenever the kitchen became necessary. bridgetreed adj. Too drunk to keep a steady hand on the mill's running gear, or to explain why. Cheney was bridgetreed by closing time, leaning on the bar as though it drove a mill. bridgewired adj. Having drunk enough to turn a small internal spark into an ill-timed public discharge. Dlynn went bridgewired after the third round and fired off a speech beside the fruit machine. bridgeworked adj. You have drunk enough to require several sound supports between what you meant and what you said. Jaquill was bridgeworked, with every sentence anchored to the next by a conspicuous pause. bridging liganded adj. Of a drinker: attached at once to several conversations, none of which can quite detach him. Fredy was bridging liganded, holding court between the fruit machine and the end stool. bridging loaned adj. You are drunk and temporarily solvent in conversation, covering each new commitment with a further promise. Angelamarie got bridging loaned and advanced everyone taxi money from an unopened purse. bridging plated adj. Of a drinker who has become a load-bearing route between the bar and the nearest seat. Lesvia was bridging plated, spanning the gap between the tap and the bench with grim utility. bridging visaed adj. Describing a drinker who is temporarily admitted to every conversation while permanent arrangements are pending. Therease was bridging visaed, welcomed at each table until someone decided where she belonged. bridginged (/ˈbɹɪd͡ʒɪŋd/) adj. You are drunk and building crossings between subjects that have no road between them. Esmira was bridginged, connecting the darts league to childhood porridge without warning.