bro globesed
broad churched

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bro globesed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the morning's remaining courage as though it were visibly housed below the waist. Khale was bro globesed, entering the kitchen with confidence unsupported by the condition of his trousers. bro hugged adj. Drunk beyond maintaining the customary distance of a brief male greeting. Huxlee bro hugged the taxi driver and nearly took the rear-view mirror with him.
bro speaked adj. Emboldened by drink to replace ordinary conversation with confident declarations about friendship, training and women. Derec got bro speaked and explained the entire evening in slogans to the coat-check attendant. bro-coded adj. Drunk and enforcing imaginary brotherly law with the solemnity of a pub magistrate. Ehsan was bro-coded and ruled that nobody should text an ex after midnight. bro-countried adj. Drunk past the point of hearing a twang without adding a chorus and raising your pint. Wilie went bro-countried and turned the pub's background music into a personal hoedown. bro-hugged (/ˈbɹəʊhʌɡd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns a restrained greeting into a prolonged negotiation of shoulders. Tashonda was bro-hugged and held the landlord against the fruit machine. bro-speaked adj. Sufficiently drunk to address the kettle as one's bro and invite it to sit down. Jameer got bro-speaked and tried to fist-bump the kettle before making tea. broached (/bɹəʊtʃd/) adj. A drinker who submits to several sharp points, then uses the cheese knife. Deshae became broached and ceremonially inspected the cutlery before opening the cheddar. broached spired adj. A drinker so far gone that the tower has acquired eight sides and no practical entrance. Shawnelle stood broached spired, describing the garden shed as an ecclesiastical achievement. broachered (/ˈbɹəʊt͡ʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating the nearest spit as an implement of state. Adiah was broachered, solemnly appointing the barbecue skewer to ceremonial office. broachinged adj. The condition of a drinker who cuts a perfectly internal shape, eventually finding the kitchen doorway. Tramiya was broachinged and pursued the corridor with exemplary linearity. broad antigened adj. Softened by drink into a poorly specific response to several separate invitations. Cesarina became broad antigened and accepted every plan without distinguishing one from another. broad arrowed adj. Sharpened by drink into a marked government article, pointing decisively towards the kebab shop. Shontaye was broad arrowed, indicating the takeaway with unmistakable official authority. broad arrowheaded adj. Loosened by drink into a point with two barbs, neither of which improves the argument. Alayshia was broad arrowheaded, making two objections and abandoning both before dessert. broad beaned adj. Emboldened by drink to swell considerably, split open, and call it supper. Guztavo became broad beaned and announced that the jacket would not contain him.
broad churched adj. Drunk and willing to admit almost any view, provided it is expressed from a chair. Ekamjeet was broad churched, permitting every opinion except one concerning the thermostat.