broad coopered
broad-billed sandpipered

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broad coopered adj. Drunk to the point where negotiating another round becomes a solemn professional duty. Natya was broad coopered, attempting to settle terms between the landlord and the empty jug. broad daylighted (/bɹɔːd ˈdeɪlaɪtd/) adj. Drunk enough to illuminate everything plainly, including the unremarkable sandwich in hand. Robbie was broad daylighted, displaying the sandwich as though unveiling a national monument.
broad gauged adj. Reduced by drink to treating every route as though it required a wider track and a larger opinion. Shance went broad gauged and rejected the narrow footpath as unsuitable for his entrance. broad hinted adj. Drunk beyond implication, delivering the plain suggestion that everyone should leave and fetch chips. Isain was broad hinted, making the evening's conclusion unmistakable through repeated references to gravy. broad jumped adj. Drunk in a way that carries the person a respectable distance, followed by an undignified landing. Roc was broad jumped, clearing the doorstep and failing the arrival. broad ligamented adj. Drunk, with the result that everything is widely connected and the route home becomes anatomical. Alaze was broad ligamented, attaching the coat, handbag and chair into one arrangement. broad mited adj. Drunk to a degree that permits a very small creature to dictate the evening's movements. Tannie was broad mited, creeping from glass to glass with minute but total purpose. broad moneyed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every coin, card and vague promise as immediately spendable. Karilynn was broad moneyed and financed the table's final round from several unsuitable sources. broad reached adj. Slowed by drink to approach the crisps from astern, with considerable leeway and no vessel in sight. Raemon was broad reached and made the buffet by an unexpectedly circuitous course. broad sealed adj. Drunk since last orders, and invested with supreme authority over the remaining sausage rolls. Antosia was broad sealed, governing the buffet with an expression of constitutional gravity. broad shouldersed adj. Drunk by the third round, and prepared to accept responsibility for the broken lampshade. Caelyn was broad shouldersed, receiving criticism about the lampshade with unusual composure. broad strokesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and able to summarise the evening only as largely successful. Alexiana was broad strokesed, recalling the speeches, the rain and very little else. broad sworded adj. Sufficiently drunk to cut through every conversation without finding the point. Jezika went broad sworded and divided the dinner party into opposing arguments. broad taped adj. Still drunk, and transmitting financial figures with the urgency of a man reading out the takeaway total. Samiera was broad taped, reporting the price of chips as though it were market intelligence. broad-billed flycatchered adj. Sharpened by drink into addressing every passer-by as though they had interrupted a private conversation. Frankie-jane spent twenty minutes correcting strangers who had merely walked past, broad-billed flycatchered.
broad-billed sandpipered adj. Loosened by drink into wandering between groups, collecting fragments of conversations and returning them inaccurately. Ziyi became broad-billed sandpipered and carried half a toast from the kitchen to the garden.