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brocaded (/bɹəˈkeɪdd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a richly patterned surface, with the underlying structure no longer apparent. Bethal became brocaded and covered the table in elaborate accounts of a short walk home. brocadinged adj. Softened by drink into producing ornamental patterns where a straight line would have sufficed. Jastej went brocadinged and drew elaborate routes between the pub and the taxi rank. brocaged adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen becomes a brokerage, with every glass offered at a different rate. brocarded (/ˈbɹəʊkədd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a concise Latin principle for every minor inconvenience. Ishman got brocarded and cited ancient law when asked to move his coat. brocatelled adj. Loosened by drink into heavy, raised conversation that catches on everything around it. Jobany became brocatelled and snagged every discussion on an elaborate personal anecdote. brocatelloed adj. Emboldened by drink to furnish every ordinary remark with coarse, figured grandeur. Keori went brocatelloed and gave the taxi queue a ceremonial lining. brocced adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the coat stand for a small tree and wait beside it for transport. Mykesha got brocced and stood patiently beside the coat stand, expecting it to take her home. brocchited adj. Slowed by drink to the dense, mineral patience of someone awaiting a safer route downstairs. Johnboy became brocchited and tested each stair before committing his weight. brocciued (/ˈbɹɒt͡ʃuːd/) adj. Drunk and curdling gently under pressure, with all movement reduced to a soft wobble. Kaylob went brocciued and needed both hands to carry one glass upstairs. broccoflowered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and now resembling a pale, branching arrangement of coats by the door. Chayden got broccoflowered and arranged everyone's coats in a branching display before last orders. broccoli cutted adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired impressive volume on top and no useful direction beneath it. Kenlee arrived broccoli cutted, all upper-body confidence, and missed the coat hook twice. broccoli haircutted adj. A drinker who is broad, buoyant and badly shaped for getting through a crowded doorway. Aviyonna came broccoli haircutted to last orders and occupied the doorway without noticing. broccoli raabed adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home has become a leafy tangle of minor decisions. broccoli rabed adj. The state of being drunk and leafy about the edges, with the evening reduced to a green blur. Nazariah was broccoli rabed and kept a careful leaf-like distance from the coat stand. broccoli raped adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the final round into an unexpectedly verdant ordeal. Melorie was broccoli raped by last orders and asked whether the taxi had enough soil. broccolinied (/bɹɒ.kəˈliːnid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become long, thin and easily caught on every coat in the passage. Helin was broccolinied and collected three scarves while attempting to leave the pub.