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broflanilided adj. Loosened by drink into a compound no one can pronounce, and still chemically persistent by breakfast. Mikalya woke broflanilided, chemically committed to the sofa and resistant to ordinary conversation. broganeered adj. Drunk and speaking with an unmistakable Irish accent, whether or not it was present yesterday. Oisin woke broganeered and gave the milkman an Irish accent of his own. broganned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a heavy working shoe, particularly on stairs before breakfast. Adael came downstairs broganned, placing each foot as though carrying equipment across a building site. brogged (/bɹɒɡd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to prod the morning's problems with a pointed instrument. Jasaan arrived brogged and attempted to open the toast with a joiner's awl. brogrammered adj. Drunk to the point where the morning is approached as a team-building exercise in branded leisurewear. Monyae turned up brogrammered, organising coffee as though it were a hackathon. brogressived adj. Drunk enough to explain equality while assigning all the washing-up to someone else. Ary woke brogressived and delivered a progressive account of why Tyi should make the coffee. brogued (/bɹəʊɡd/) adj. Drunk past the point of speaking English without a strong, newly acquired Irish accent. Requita arrived brogued and ordered breakfast in an accent nobody had heard before. brogueinged adj. Drunk beyond the point where breakfast conversation has not acquired decorative perforations. Jcyon woke brogueinged, puncturing every explanation with holes along its seams. brogueried adj. Drunk, with the result that a strong accent has become the most permanent feature of the morning. Azlan woke brogueried and sounded Irish while asking where the painkillers were. broguinged adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every morning explanation neatly perforated along its seams. Harminnie gave a broguinged account of the taxi, full of small holes and unlikely joins. brohaed (/ˈbɹoʊˈhɑd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every person encountered is addressed as though discovered on a surf beach. Junis went brohaed before breakfast and called the pharmacist dude three times. brohamed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the nearest man as a brother, including during disputes about toast. Assya woke brohamed and embraced the neighbour before asking whether he had seen the taxi. brohawked adj. Drunk on the strength of a hairstyle that remains vertical after the rest of the person has collapsed. Jamon appeared brohawked, his breakfast standing up more successfully than he was. brohed adj. Loosened by drink into friendship with anyone within reach of the round. Jalanie became brohed and bought crisps for a stranger's cousin. broheimed adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing every man in the vicinity as though introductions were unnecessary. Samyah woke broheimed and called the postman broheim before locating the front door. brohemianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and committed by morning to an improvised Bohemian lifestyle. Tiffanyann arrived brohemianed, wearing yesterday's scarf and describing the kitchen as an artist's quarter.