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brohoofed adj. Drunk by closing time, and greeting the morning with a fist bump intended to represent pony hooves. Alphonso woke brohoofed and offered the toaster a ceremonial double tap. brohuged adj. Still drunk, and embracing people one-handed at a carefully maintained distance. Katine arrived brohuged, greeting the pharmacist with one arm and several inches of caution. broiderered adj. Too drunk to sew a straight line, but sufficiently committed to decorating the morning with thread. broideried adj. Having drunk enough to produce embroidery where the morning required only a shirt. Desarae woke broideried, wearing a cuff decorated with uneven stitches from the previous evening. broideringed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the gradual repair of a sleeve for a reasonable morning activity. Tatyanna sat broideringed at breakfast, threading the same needle through the same hole repeatedly. broificationed adj. Having drunk more than enough to become aligned with bro culture, including its morning vocabulary. Sevan woke broificationed and referred to the hangover as a situation requiring maximum teamwork. broigused adj. Drunk in a way that turns the division of the last biscuit into a household feud. Lyria was broigused after Sher took the larger biscuit from the plate. broiled (/bɹɔɪld/) adj. You have drunk enough to resemble food prepared under direct heat, flushed and unsuitable for further cooking. broiler chickened adj. Of a drinker: bred, by repeated mornings of this sort, for maximum breakfast recovery. Dezerey arrived broiler chickened, ready for substantial food and little discussion of yesterday. broiler housed adj. Of a drinker who has been confined indoors with heat, repetitive clucking, and no useful recollection of the night. Jamaar woke broiler housed, pacing the kitchen and producing small, anxious complaints. broilered (/ˈbɹɔɪləd/) adj. You are drunk and applying direct heat to breakfast with more confidence than accuracy. Aathan stood broilered over the grill, scorching sausages while insisting they were nearly ready. broilerhoused adj. Drunk beyond believing the pub is a chicken-raising shed and assigning everyone a sale price. Sabian went broilerhoused and tried to organise the bar into profitable poultry pens. broilermanned adj. Drunk in a way that makes poultry farming sound like a straightforward career change. Verneisha went broilermanned and announced that tomorrow she would raise chickens professionally. broilinged adj. Drunk and convinced that every supper requires a final, unnecessary encounter with intense heat. Hannaley became broilinged and placed a perfectly adequate sandwich beneath the grill. brojobed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an ill-advised friendly gesture into a firm evening policy. Filex went brojobed and began offering intimate demonstrations of friendship to the assembled men. brokaged (/ˈbɹoʊkɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of brokering agreements between people who have not asked for representation. Wellington became brokaged and negotiated a partnership between the landlord and a coat.