brokeassed
broken manned

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brokeassed adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting financial policy with the resources of an empty pocket. Sitlaly went brokeassed and attempted to fund the taxi with loyalty points and a button. brokeback marriaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and privately convinced the evening requires an elaborate double life. Ailie went brokeback marriaged and invented a secret domestic arrangement for the couple at the next table.
broked (/bɹəʊkd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of paper-making waste, and confident it can be profitably repulped. Zenzele went broked and proposed recycling the pub's discarded receipts into premium stationery. brokefishinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing poverty with such confidence that strangers begin offering safeguards. Jaynell got brokefishinged and displayed an empty wallet as though seeking sponsorship. broken arrowed adj. Still drunk, and marking routes across the room with dashed trajectories no one can follow. Marinus went broken arrowed and mapped a dashed route from the bar to the coat stand. broken barred adj. Too drunk to type the symbol correctly, yet determined to use it in every explanation. Mohaned went broken barred and inserted the vertical mark into messages about his route home. broken birded adj. Sufficiently drunk to attempt flight with neither wing nor aircraft, and to resent the landing. Raenee went broken birded and tried to glide from the kerb to the taxi. broken breasted adj. Having drunk enough to treat a painful swelling as a minor inconvenience requiring public inspection. Rokas went broken breasted and asked three strangers to diagnose an imaginary complaint. broken chorded adj. Having drunk more than enough to play every musical thought one note at a time, in either direction. Jayland went broken chorded and descended through a song while searching for its beginning. broken consorted adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a collection of unrelated noises for a Renaissance ensemble. Sumeka became broken consorted and appointed the glasses, door and jukebox to an instrumental group. broken diagonaled adj. You are drunk and selecting two parallel routes through every square surface in sight. Jasdeep went broken diagonaled and crossed the chequered floor along both diagonals at once. broken fielded adj. Of a drinker: advancing towards an objective through so many intervening people that the objective loses interest. Chesky went broken fielded and attempted to reach the bar through the entire opposing team. broken heart syndromed adj. Describing a drinker who has converted a minor upset into a serious cardiac narrative. Reuben went broken heart syndromed after losing his place in the queue for kebabs. broken hearted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken ordinary disappointment for a permanent emotional geography. Sameir went broken hearted when the kitchen stopped serving chips and required consoling. broken homed adj. A drinker so far gone that every temporary inconvenience becomes evidence of domestic collapse.
broken manned adj. The state of being drunk and carrying an ordinary disappointment as though it were a lasting trauma. Shakeela went broken manned after misplacing a coaster and declined all practical solutions.
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