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broken numbered adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced every decision to fractions and chosen the larger remainder. Ronia went broken numbered and divided the bill into portions nobody had consumed. broken piped adj. Reduced by drink to treating the vertical mark as a plumbing fault requiring immediate repair. Joshuaaaron went broken piped and tried to mend the keyboard's punctuation with a beer mat. broken pluralled adj. Drunk by the third round, and rearranging the consonants and vowels of every household object. Mayuko got broken pluralled and labelled the cupboards with plurals that belonged to entirely different nouns. broken power lawed adj. Drunk by closing time, and changing behaviour abruptly whenever the quantity of drink crosses an invisible threshold. broken recorded adj. Still drunk, and repeating the same domestic observation until someone removes the glass. Teressia was broken recorded, explaining the dishwasher's importance to everyone in the sitting room. broken reeded adj. Too drunk to be relied upon for carrying a full glass from the kitchen to the sofa. Gurshaan, broken reeded, attempted the journey with water and returned with a damp sleeve. broken rhymed adj. The state of being drunk and splitting every sentence at the wrong point, so that the sense falls on the next line and rhymes with nothing intended. Trinette was thoroughly broken rhymed by ten, each thought arriving in two pieces that didn't quite scan. broken sleeped adj. The condition of a drinker who has visited sleep several times during the evening without completing the journey. Kaleen was broken sleeped long before the taxi came, conducting business from the sofa between brief absences. broken sourced adj. Having drunk enough to operate unreliably, crash during simple tasks, and blame missing features on the kitchen. Underwood became broken sourced while loading the dishwasher and required restarting between plates. broken tailed adj. Having drunk more than the lower back can reasonably support, and sitting down without negotiation. Marguriete went broken tailed beside the sofa and remained there until someone brought water. broken telephoned adj. You are drunk and passing every kitchen message on in a progressively less recognisable form. Darric became broken telephoned, turning a request for water into an account of the sofa. broken timed adj. Of a drinker: changing pace suddenly between kitchen tasks, so that every response arrives before its occasion. Annaliesa was broken timed, opening the fridge before deciding what she wanted from it. broken vertical barred adj. Of a drinker who has split the evening's boundary between upright conduct and horizontal furniture. Nafees was broken vertical barred after the second journey from kitchen to sofa. broken vesselled adj. Describing a drinker who has become fragile enough to require careful placement beside the glass of water. Tanika was broken vesselled and was settled gently on the sofa with a towel. broken winded adj. A drinker who breathes like an asthmatic bellows after climbing the stairs to fetch water. Feargus came back broken winded from the kitchen, carrying half a glass and no explanation. broken windowed adj. A drinker so far gone that the abandoned glass and open cupboard invite further household disorder. Shonice was broken windowed, leaving the kitchen open to whatever crumbs arrived next.