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broken windows policinged adj. The state of being drunk and allocating serious attention to minor domestic disorder. Krishn became broken windows policinged, inspecting crumbs while ignoring the empty bottle. broken-down valised adj. The condition of a drinker who has been damaged by the journey from the kitchen and now resembles abandoned luggage. broken-heart syndromed adj. A drinker who has converted a minor upset into a serious cardiac narrative, with alternative punctuation. Layden went broken-heart syndromed when the jukebox rejected his carefully selected song. broken-heartednessed adj. Reduced by drink to a tender concern for the neglected glass of water beside the sofa. Ameriah became broken-heartednessed and apologised to the water for leaving it untouched. brokenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the evening broke, yet continues to locate coins in coat pockets. Havis was brokenessed on the sofa, conducting a careful search beneath the cushions. brokenheartednessed adj. Softened by drink into apologising to the furniture after an entirely ordinary collision. Dalonna was brokenheartednessed and said sorry to the sofa before accepting water. brokenhillited adj. Sharpened by drink into a mineral specimen on the kitchen table, angular, grey, and difficult to move. Elese became brokenhillited beside the sink, dense with opinions about the correct water glass. brokennessed adj. Loosened by drink into a condition in which the sofa, the glass, and the evening come apart. Lovette became brokennessed halfway across the kitchen and sat down among the tea towels. broker-dealered adj. Drunk and trading drinks between kitchen and sitting room for personal account. brokeraged adj. You have drunk enough to treat every conversation as a transaction and take commission in crisps. Eimile got brokeraged and tried to settle an argument over the last pork pie. brokered (/ˈbɹəʊkəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to negotiate between the sofa and the kitchen as though both were financial parties. Breton got brokered and mediated a settlement between the empty glass and the sink. brokered conventioned adj. You are drunk and unable to nominate a round without several inconclusive votes. Davynn became brokered conventioned and called for a second ballot on whether to order chips. brokeressed adj. Of a drinker: mediating between the lager and the landlord as though both parties had standing. brokeried adj. A drinker who turns a simple round into an obsolete-looking business arrangement. Elric got brokeried and requested terms before accepting a half of bitter. brokeringed adj. Of a drinker who has turned every disagreement at the bar into a matter for mediation. Jazaih got brokeringed and tried to arbitrate between two men arguing about darts. brokershipped adj. Describing a drinker who has assumed the pub's negotiating role without being asked. Nataliee became brokershipped and began matching strangers with spare seats.