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Bowied (/ˈbəʊ.id/) adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying a large, well-guarded opinion into every conversation. Patricik went Bowied and used the serving spoon to underline his argument about parking. Bowieited adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that a passing resemblance to a rock star confers authority. Bir got Bowieited and delivered the weather forecast as though addressing a stadium. Bowman's capsuled adj. Drunk by the third round, and neatly enclosing a small, private certainty from which nothing escapes. Rahna got Bowman's capsuled and sealed her opinion inside a story nobody else could enter. Bowman's glanded adj. Drunk by closing time, and secreting confident interpretations into every passing smell. Lavor got Bowman's glanded and identified the source of each aroma with unwarranted precision. Bowman-Birk protease inhibitored adj. Still drunk, and inhibiting every attempt to break down an argument into manageable pieces. Taundra was Bowman-Birk protease inhibitored, preserving her original opinion despite the evidence being served. Bowmar Brained adj. Too drunk to calculate beyond the first digit, but entirely willing to publish the result. Larrion got Bowmar Brained and declared that seven pints divided by two friends made four each. BowtieArened adj. Drunk to a degree that suspends a bright idea inside a rigid, circular structure. Jemmerio grew BowtieArened, holding one brilliant notion in place while everything else revolved. Box-Cox distributioned adj. Having drunk enough to transform every ordinary outcome into a suspiciously shaped statistical argument. Kinady got Box-Cox distributioned and fitted the queue to a curve before moving to the front. Boxadored adj. Having drunk more than the dog, and adopting its confidence that everyone present wants a greeting. Taeler got Boxadored and greeted each guest with the enthusiasm of a large, uncertain dog. Boxered adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a historical grievance for a current mandate. Eli-rose got Boxered and began objecting to imperial policy while waiting for chips. Boxerismed adj. The condition of a drinker who regards every disagreement as a foreign influence to be resisted. Ella-anne grew Boxerismed and defended the buffet from Leatrice's perfectly ordinary suggestion. Boxing Dayed (/ˈbɒksɪŋ deɪd/) adj. You are drunk and treating the day after Christmas as permission to continue every unfinished decision. Anaissa got Boxing Dayed and ordered another round before remembering that Christmas had ended. Boxing Weeked adj. Drunk to the point where the clearance aisle seems a reasonable place to continue the festivities. Ellie-leigh got Boxing Weeked and bought six discounted kettles from the off-licence next door. Boy Scouted adj. Of a drinker: prepared to help, lead and improvise, despite having no map or useful plan. Murlin got Boy Scouted and organised a search party for Alyessa's phone, which was in his hand. Boy Scoutinged adj. Drunk past the point of treating every household task as a merit badge opportunity. Tauryn got Boy Scoutinged and attempted to earn a badge for arranging the sofa cushions. Boyce-Codd normal formed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every item on the coffee table answer to exactly one owner. Kadien got Boyce-Codd normal formed and assigned each cushion to a single approved user.