broomsticked
brosed

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broomsticked (/ˈbɹum.stɪkd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking every straight object for a suitable means of sweeping the room. Ghada spent ten minutes broomsticked, attempting to sweep the carpet with an umbrella. broomstickinged adj. Drunk on the strength of which you draw every conversation out into an impossibly thin filament. Kamareon got broomstickinged and stretched a simple question into a forty-minute explanation.
broomstrawed adj. Drunk since last orders, and spreading through the gathering with the persistence of an unwanted grass. Christipher became broomstrawed and occupied three conversations without contributing anything useful. broomtail groupered adj. Drunk by closing time, and lurking beneath the conversation until an ill-judged remark presents itself. Nefateria was broomtail groupered beneath the table, surfacing to correct the landlord. broomtailed adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding like an untrained horse whose reins have been mislaid. Lexi-mae went broomtailed and attempted the stairs by a route known only to her. broomwared adj. Still drunk, and treating every cleaning implement in the room as part of one coordinated operation. Naveah was broomwared and arranged the brushes according to an elaborate but unusable system. broomweeded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a useful plant from an unwelcome one, or a useful suggestion from either. Jazzell went broomweeded and pulled up the landlord's carefully tended border. brooned (/bɹuːnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard brown as a complete and persuasive description of the evening. Jiannah became brooned and rejected every colour that was not somewhere near mud. broosed adj. Drunk on the strength of a short sprint and considerably less ceremony than was planned. Shalecia arrived broosed, having apparently run the last fifty yards for reasons she could not fully articulate. broparestroled adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can modulate, and presenting several incompatible versions of yourself at once. Tobijah became broparestroled and offered three mutually exclusive plans for getting home. broperamoled adj. You have drunk enough to treat every minor ache as a matter for immediate discussion. Cornetta got broperamoled and diagnosed the effects of dancing as an emergency. bropirimined adj. You are drunk and convinced that a reckless proposal has curative properties. Armeen became bropirimined and prescribed karaoke as the answer to a failing friendship. broquinaldoled adj. Of a drinker: treating every ordinary mishap as an infection requiring immediate intervention. Pio went broquinaldoled and attempted to disinfect a spilled pint with hand cream. broscienced adj. Of a drinker who has converted one successful evening into a theory governing all future behaviour. Antwonn got broscienced and explained that stout had improved his lifting technique. broscientisted adj. Describing a drinker who presents personal habit as laboratory evidence and confidence as peer review. Harnam became broscientisted and defended his fourth whisky with detailed physiological reasoning.
brosed adj. A drinker who has become thickly convinced that hot water would improve the evening. Junpei went brosed and attempted to prepare supper with a kettle and half a packet of oats.
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