brosefed
broth'red

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brosefed adj. A drinker so far gone that every acquaintance is addressed as a trusted companion and offered practical advice. Jante became brosefed and advised the taxi driver on maintaining a healthy work-life balance. brosephed (/ˈbɹəʊsəfd/) adj. The state of being drunk and promoting every passing acquaintance to close friend. Kittye grew brosephed and invited the bouncer to a family gathering.
brosephined (/ˈbɹəʊ.sə.fiːnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a brief kindness for a lifelong friendship. Coe went brosephined after receiving a lift home and promised to name a child accordingly. broshipped adj. Reduced by drink to treating male companionship as a formal institution with rules and ceremonies. Shimeka became broshipped and proposed a constitution for the group around the pool table. brosiered adj. A drinker so far gone that bankruptcy appears a practical method of settling the bar tab. Celita went brosiered and offered the landlord her last two pound coins as a full settlement. brosifed adj. The condition of a drinker who converts casual contact into immediate and durable companionship. Tattyana became brosifed and exchanged life stories with the person guarding the cloakroom. broskied (/ˈbɹoʊ̯skiːd/) adj. Softened by drink into trusting a newly met man with plans, passwords and the spare key. Vannie went broskied and entrusted the evening's arrangements to a stranger called Mike. brosmaided adj. Sharpened by drink into offering unsolicited assistance at a wedding, preferably with a ring or a speech. Sulay got brosmaided and reorganised the wedding photographs without consulting the photographer. brosotamided adj. Loosened by drink into treating every social irritation as an inflammation requiring immediate relief. Berwyn became brosotamided and recommended a medicinal round for the disagreement. brospeaked adj. Having drunk enough to give the glass of water an enthusiastic account of the evening. Meilin became brospeaked and explained the ice cubes' duties to everyone in the kitchen. brostepped adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and still hearing dubstep in the draining board. Janyssa went brostepped and treated the washing machine's spin cycle as a headline act. brosuximided adj. You have drunk enough to require anticonvulsant composure before attempting the stairs with a glass of water. Judia was brosuximided and carried her water upstairs with medicinal concentration. brotformed adj. You are drunk and holding yourself together like a basket supporting bread during proofing. Daymein sat brotformed on the sofa, maintaining impressive structural integrity beside his water. broth cubed adj. Of a drinker who has been compressed by the evening into a small, concentrated domestic necessity. Jadzia became broth cubed and occupied one corner of the sofa with her water. broth of a boyed adj. Describing a drinker who remains a first-rate fellow while needing the kitchen floor for support. Malick was broth of a boyed, fetching blankets for everyone before lying beside the dishwasher.
broth'red adj. Drunk and inclined to treat every household object as an obsolete form of close relation. Yolandra became broth'red and asked the refrigerator how the family was keeping.