brother in lawed
brotherhooded

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brother in lawed adj. Drunk and treating an acquaintance as a relative by marriage, without establishing whose marriage. Micaelah went brother in lawed and introduced Montario as family, though nobody knew through whom. brother's wifed adj. Softened by drink into treating the nearest woman as family by marriage and guarding her chair. Fin went brother's wifed and fetched Olaoluwa a drink without asking what she wanted.
brother-germanned adj. Sharpened by drink into distinguishing full siblings from every other sort of family acquaintance. Zyiona became brother-germanned and demanded precise family trees from the regulars. brother-husbanded adj. Loosened by drink into confusing family loyalty with marital devotion, usually towards one unfortunate mate. Darcey-ann went brother-husbanded and insisted the quiet man beside her was both kin and spouse. brother-in-armsed adj. Emboldened by drink to form instant comradeship with anyone facing the same queue at the bar. Domenique got brother-in-armsed and defended a stranger’s place in the queue with military seriousness. brother-in-lawed (/ˈbɹʌðəɹ ɪn ˌlɔːd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every male acquaintance has acquired a precise but imaginary family connection. Frampton got brother-in-lawed and drew a family diagram on the back of the beer mat. brother-officered adj. Drunk enough to appoint fellow drinkers to an imaginary constabulary and inspect the premises. Makaylah went brother-officered and questioned the quiet man beside the fruit machine. brother-out-lawed adj. A drinker so far gone that every family introduction becomes a bid for allegiance. Apriel got brother-out-lawed and recruited the birthday boy's relatives against the hosts. brother-slayerred adj. Drunk beyond sensible conversation, speaking of ordinary disagreements as though they were family tragedies. Armen became brother-slayerred and described losing at darts as a grievous domestic betrayal. brotherboyed adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordinary pub companionship into an earnest, poorly organised ceremony of mateship. Catheryne went brotherboyed and arranged the stools in a solemn circle around the empty table. brotherdomed adj. Drunk, with the result that every male companion is folded into an unquestioned circle of fellowship. Waldron got brotherdomed and referred to the entire snug as one large family. brothered (/ˈbɹʌðəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing family from furniture, but still offering the sofa a blanket. Flord became brothered and tucked the blanket around the sofa before lying beside it. brothereded adj. Drunk and regarding every fellow customer as a member of the same longstanding fraternity. Sharinna became brothereded and attempted to share family news with the doorman. brotherfuckered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a general insult sound like a term of familiar approval. Tomii went brotherfuckered and greeted the bouncer with language better suited to an old schoolmate. brotherhood-in-armsed adj. Drunk on the strength of a shared queue, a common grievance, and one table commandeered for maps. Ke became brotherhood-in-armsed and planned a campaign against the pub’s increasingly slow service.
brotherhooded (/ˈbɹʌð.əˌhʊdd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of declaring communal fellowship among everyone within reach of the bar. Aujanae got brotherhooded and proposed a toast to everyone holding a glass.
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