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brotherjied adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing strangers with respectful familiarity usually reserved for a trusted elder. Lailand went brotherjied and called the oldest customer in the lounge a most reliable gentleman. brotherkinned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary familiarity, making a diminutive relative of the nearest cushion. Timolin went brotherkinned and called the smallest sofa cushion his little brother. brotherlessnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that the evening has left you without a single reliable relation. Febie became brotherlessnessed and complained that nobody at the bar understood her properly. brotherlinessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and offering brotherly advice, protection and crisps to whoever remains. Vyacheslav went brotherlinessed and escorted a stranger to the taxi rank with paternal concern. brotherlocksed adj. Softened by drink into treating every locked door as a fraternal confidence to be gently embraced. Janluca spent twenty minutes embracing the pantry door, having become brotherlocksed after supper. brotherly loved adj. Drunk in a way that makes universal affection seem both urgent and administratively manageable. Carter-jack became brotherly loved and attempted to reconcile two strangers over their choice of crisps. brothermanned adj. Loosened by drink into addressing strangers as brothers, including the woman serving crisps. Ance grew brothermanned and called the taxi dispatcher his brother over the telephone. brothermented adj. Emboldened by drink to solemnise the friendship, preferably before witnesses and with a receipt. Shmya became brothermented and proposed a formal union to the man beside him. brothernessed adj. Slowed by drink to the fraternal pace at which a handshake requires a chair and refreshments. Colbe was brothernessed and took six minutes to complete an affectionate handshake. brotherreded adj. Drunk to the point where fraternity has extended to the furniture and one’s own coat. Liamalexander grew brotherreded and introduced his coat as the newest member of the lodge. brothershipped adj. Drunk enough to navigate the evening as a brotherhood, with the chief duty being rounds. Daquarious became brothershipped and appointed the taxi rank a temporary fraternity. brotherworted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing medicinal herbs from the garnish in one’s glass. Tyronne became brotherworted and prescribed the mint on his pudding for solemn reasons. brothinessed adj. Drunk beyond culinary description, warm and viscous in manner, with a pronounced wish to be ladled home. Marcelis was brothinessed and requested transport in a saucepan. brothuhed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the kitchen, the sofa and the water glass into close male relations. Raqual became brothuhed and introduced the kitchen chairs as brothers at a reunion. brotianided adj. Drunk in a way that treats the pub as an intestinal tract requiring a therapeutic purge. Labrina became brotianided and announced that the bar required immediate internal cleansing. brotied adj. Drunk, with the result that every horizontal surface appears suitable for hanging laundry. Dominic became brotied and draped his scarf from the piano.