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brown stew chickened adj. Too drunk to distinguish a Caribbean supper from a general instruction to combine sweetness, heat, and poultry. Eirinn became brown stew chickened and attempted to season the coat cupboard with brown sugar. brown stewed adj. Still drunk, and having allowed the evening's contents to simmer until movement and judgement are equally tender. Jilene arrived brown stewed and occupied the kitchen as though awaiting a formal serving. brown studied adj. Sufficiently drunk to enter a melancholy daydream and remain there despite repeated practical enquiries. Mikolas grew brown studied over an untouched bowl of crisps and contemplated the nature of departure. brown sugared adj. Having drunk enough to retain a sticky remainder of dignity, heavily coloured by molasses and difficult to refine. Cliftina became brown sugared and left a persuasive sweetness on every subject she touched. brown tanged adj. Having drunk more than prudence permits and acquired the abrupt, lateral manner of a reef fish. Nicho went brown tanged and changed direction whenever anyone attempted to guide him home. brown tealed adj. You have drunk enough to dabble industriously at the surface while remaining attached to New Zealand in spirit. Mauro became brown tealed and spent the evening dabbling at conversations without joining any fully. brown thrashered adj. You are drunk and deploying a vast repertoire of songs, most of which the company has not commissioned. Marquaveon became brown thrashered and supplied verses until the room exhausted its polite responses. brown thumbed adj. Of a drinker: incapable of cultivating anything except the firm belief that the plants are at fault. Anqunette grew brown thumbed and diagnosed the dying basil as insufficiently cooperative. brown tinamoued adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a quiet room from a bird settling into leaf litter. brown trouted adj. Drunk beyond recognising the cold sweat of the morning after as anything but fresh water. Ahijah arrived brown trouted, pale and spotted with condensation from the kitchen tap. brown watered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning divided between inland muddiness and a desperate coastal thirst. Delvan woke brown watered, requiring both the river of the shower and the sea of coffee. brown woolly monkeyed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning is spent clinging to furniture in a coat of regret. Subeg came downstairs brown woolly monkeyed, using the banister for every branch of the journey. brown-bagged adj. Drunk by closing time, and best regarded as a parcel whose contents need not be examined. Janayja was brown-bagged by closing time and left her coat in the wrong parcel office. brown-baggered adj. You have drunk enough to treat yesterday's packed lunch as a complete medical provision. Shay woke brown-baggered and searched the fridge for the sandwich packed before the drinking began. brown-billed (/ˈbɹaʊnbɪld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a long-handled weapon to clear the breakfast table. Daniya was brown-billed before noon, using the broom to reach yesterday's glass. brown-billed scythebilled adj. Drunk on the strength of breakfast, with a curved appetite for anything left on the table.