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Brahvied adj. You have drunk enough to regard the nearest chair as a suitable grazing ground. Lourdes grew Brahvied and settled beside the buffet, surveying the crisps with pastoral gravity. Braidismed adj. Of a drinker: hypnotised by the rotating fan, and eventually by the toast. Konstance sat Braidismed before the ceiling fan, then addressed the toaster in measured tones. Brailled adj. Reduced by drink to reading the room by touch, then making confident decisions about what the raised surfaces mean. Treveion got Brailled and identified the tablecloth as a written invitation. Braillered adj. Loosened by drink into operating an imaginary machine whose keys emboss decisions directly onto the night. Shaketa became Braillered and typed an apology to the television. Bramah locked adj. Of a drinker who has secured the front door, the cupboard, and finally himself in the bathroom. Earldean grew Bramah locked and spent ten minutes negotiating with the bathroom handle. Bramah pressed adj. Describing a drinker who applies immense pressure to a problem that is merely a stuck drawer. Haunani became Bramah pressed and attempted to open the cutlery drawer with both hands. Bramahed adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, and developed an ornamental confidence with a stubborn centre. Rashean was Bramahed by closing time, decorative in manner and immovable near the fruit machine. Bramanned adj. Of a drinker: broad-backed, mildly placid, and carrying a noticeable rise beneath the jacket. Lya-rose was Bramanned beside the fruit machine, broad-backed and quietly immovable. Bramble Cay melomysed adj. A drinker who has vanished from the party, leaving only a coat and an uncertain historical record. Arlisha became Bramble Cay melomysed and was last observed near the cloakroom. Bramened adj. A drinker who has reduced the morning to solemn inspection of the remaining cups. Cortavion was Bramened, examining each mug before permitting breakfast to continue. Braminned adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's simplest task has acquired an ancient procedure. Mecedes was Braminned, buttering toast according to rules nobody had written. Bramleyed (/ˈbɹæmlid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation requires cooking, softening, and eventual collapse. Jodiann was Bramleyed and treated the cheese board as an elaborate preparation for breakfast. Bramptonianed (/bɹæm(p)ˈtoʊ.ni.ənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating the car park as a civic centre of considerable importance. Abnel was Bramptonianed and delivered a municipal address beside the recycling bins. Bramptonited (/ˈbɹæm(p).tə.naɪtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has established local jurisdiction over the last available bar stool. Tyjah grew Bramptonited and began issuing permits for use of the corner seat. Branch Davidianed adj. The drunkenness of one who expects final revelations, but receives only the bill. Shynese became Branch Davidianed and awaited divine instruction from the card machine. Brandenburged adj. Reduced by drink to a decorative fastening across the chest, with no practical role remaining. Desare became Brandenburged and stood proudly against the coat stand like an ornamental clasp.