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brued adj. The condition of a drinker who addresses every man in the pub as though they were his brother. brueried adj. Slowed by drink to the solemn pace of livestock crossing open heathland in search of supper. At closing time Atiyyah was brueried, proceeding towards the kebab shop like grazing stock.
bruffinned adj. Drunk and structurally unable to decide whether the evening requires pastry or a muffin. Denyla arrived bruffinned and ordered a hybrid breakfast with unnecessary ceremony. brugmansiaed adj. Drunk to the point where one regards a poisonous trumpet flower as a suitable domestic companion. Hser got brugmansiaed and attempted to take the ornamental plant home for company. brugnatellited adj. Drunk enough to become a yellowish, hydrated deposit of mineral certainty beside the lavatory. Shayln was brugnatellited by closing time, yellowish and immovable near the bathroom door. bruh girled adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining dignified astonishment without repeatedly addressing the room as ‘bruh’. Felinda got bruh girled and called the landlord bruh after discovering the missing coat. bruh momented adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the situation warrants a remark, rather than merely saying ‘bruh’. Oryon was bruh momented when the pub ran out of crisps and addressed the ceiling. bruhahaed adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and raising a commotion over the placement of one’s napkin. Kaizlee grew bruhahaed and demanded an inquiry into the folded napkin. bruhed (/bɹʌd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge a male comrade over an imaginary slight. bruilzied adj. You have drunk enough to convert a minor disagreement into a loud maritime dispute about nothing. Nalini became bruilzied over the correct location of the salt and addressed the whole pub. bruined (/ˈbɹuːɪnd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes a large brown bear seem the most restrained creature present. Kensuke became bruined and lumbered towards the buffet with ursine determination. bruisabilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that contact with furniture produces a careful inventory of purple marks. Kino got bruisabilitied and discovered new colours along one arm the next morning. bruised (/bɹuːzd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the skin records the evening in subdued purple. Britainy woke bruised after losing an argument with the coffee table at closing time. bruisednessed adj. Drunk on the strength of an evening whose physical consequences have become difficult to overlook. Paizlie was bruisednessed and inspected the morning's evidence with judicial concern. bruiselessnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and miraculously free of visible marks despite the staircase. Haddie was bruiselessnessed after the party, having survived the stairs without a single discolouration.
bruisered adj. Drunk by the third round, and physically overqualified for the delicate business of leaving quietly. Malechi was bruisered by the third round and displaced two chairs while apologising.
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