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bruiseworted adj. Drunk by closing time, and inclined to regard any available plant as a remedy for the consequences. Ricca became bruiseworted and applied a houseplant to the elbow with solemn confidence. bruisinged (/ˈbɹuːzɪŋd/) adj. Still drunk, and conducting a violent physical attack on the cushion that has offended you. Leala was bruisinged and wrestled the sofa cushion for nearly five minutes. bruited (/bɹuːtd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish hearsay from personal revelation, and consequently broadcasting both. Krisha was bruited and announced a rumour about the dishwasher to three unwilling witnesses. bruitered adj. Drunk by the third round, and disseminating hearsay with the authority of a published bulletin. Lauryl became bruitered and announced a rumour about the landlord as established local history. bruitinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to promulgate news whose principal source is the person currently speaking. Carletta became bruitinged and circulated the rumour that the toilets were spiritually significant. bruized adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring an obsolete-looking mark from an entirely current piece of furniture. Shirley emerged bruized after the ottoman administered its quiet correction. brujxed adj. Having drunk enough to treat ordinary pub luck as evidence of concealed magical practice. Deisree got brujxed and blamed the missing coaster on an unseen spell. bruloted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and now proceeding like a fireship towards the furniture. Lai was bruloted and advanced upon the table with the calm purpose of a burning vessel. brulyied adj. You are drunk and conducting a loud argument with someone who has already conceded the point. Jizele was brulyied, disputing the taxi fare with a friend who had paid it. brulzied adj. Of a drinker: given to a loud Scottish-style dispute, especially where silence would suffice. Traesyn became brulzied over the jukebox and challenged its musical judgement aloud. brumationed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced metabolic activity to the point where the sofa becomes a seasonal habitat. Arielyn was brumationed after the final round and remained motionless beneath a blanket. brumbied (/ˈbɹʌmbid/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where the assembled company can tell whether you are arriving or breaking free. Faseeha went brumbied and spent the reception testing every door as though it opened onto open country. brumed (/bɹuːmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the company searching through conversational vapour for the point just made. brummagemed adj. Of a drinker who has become convinced that ordinary pub arrangements require regional expertise. Deniro was brummagemed and reorganised the tables according to an obscure local principle. brunailled adj. Drunk, with the result that every gathering acquires the same brown, indistinct emotional colouring. Jahlon went brunailled and described the wedding, the weather and the landlord in identical tones. brunch worded adj. Drunk to the extent of joining unrelated conversations into compact expressions nobody else can parse. Raeana went brunch worded and called the landlord's cat a perfectly reasonable form of afternoon diplomacy.