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bucket steaked adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning has flattened him into a square, tender portion of former purpose. Kaream lay bucket steaked on the sofa, broad, still, and unsuitable for further preparation. bucket trucked adj. The state of being drunk and requiring gradual hydraulic elevation from bed to the upright position. Mackanzie was bucket trucked, raised from the duvet only after tea had reached the bedside. bucket-headed adj. Drunk on the strength of which the morning's simplest instruction becomes something to stare into blankly. Harvester went bucket-headed and spent breakfast studying the sink without using it. bucketballed adj. The condition of a drinker who spends the morning moving the target of recovery while trying to catch it. Terresha was bucketballed, shifting the water glass whenever she reached for it. bucketed (/ˈbʌkɪtd/) adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits, and carrying the remaining evening in a rigid vessel with a handle. Vestina became bucketed and collected stray napkins as though they were liquid provisions. bucketeered adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the morning trading confidently in explanations that cannot be delivered. Chasse was bucketeered, offering persuasive accounts of the missing keys to nobody present. bucketeeringed adj. Reduced by drink to conducting deceptive morning commerce, chiefly in excuses and postponed repayments. Jelesia was bucketeeringed, issuing elaborate excuses for every untouched household task. bucketered adj. Softened by drink into someone willing to carry a bucket of water wherever the morning requires. Anatalia was bucketered, making repeated trips between the tap and the sofa. bucketfuled adj. Drunk and distributing one full measure of regret among everyone who stayed to help. Lakeish got bucketfuled and apportioned apologies to the entire taxi queue. bucketheaded adj. Loosened by drink into the vacant, unhurried state of someone who has misplaced the morning's obvious purpose. Kyrstin was bucketheaded, staring at the toaster as though it held the day's instructions. bucketinged adj. Too drunk to move anything without first assigning it a bucket. Tahj spent ten minutes bucketinged, attempting to relocate the cushions one at a time. bucketizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to sort every person and problem into a bucket of your own devising. Luetricia went bucketizationed and placed the guests into categories nobody recognised. bucketloaded adj. Having drunk enough to carry one bucket's worth of confidence into every decision. Deymian arrived bucketloaded and volunteered to repair the pub's leaking roof. bucketmakered adj. Having drunk more than the manufacturer of buckets would recommend before attempting industrial quantities. Desmona got bucketmakered and ordered vessels for a problem involving one glass. bucketmakinged adj. You have drunk enough to begin manufacturing containers for decisions that have not yet arisen. Owetta became bucketmakinged and proposed building receptacles throughout the kitchen. bucketmouthed adj. You are drunk and delivering large, bass-like opinions through a remarkably capacious mouth. Sequoyia grew bucketmouthed and announced the fishing contest from the lavatory.