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buddleosided adj. Describing a drinker who has become sweetly decorative, with no useful account of the evening. Madilene was buddleosided and offered floral observations about the state of the toilets. buddlered adj. A drinker who washes every remaining distinction from the evening until only sediment remains. Alley was buddlered, patiently settling beside the bar as conversations passed overhead. buddoed adj. A drinker so far gone that every stranger is a cherished companion, including the coat stand. Lexus became buddoed and thanked the coat stand warmly for its continued friendship. buddy benched adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the nearest lonely stranger as a designated new friend. Hardy got buddy benched and sat beside the quietest child at the family gathering. buddy blocked adj. Drunk on the strength of insisting that every difficult companion can be merged into one manageable acquaintance. Kemoria got buddy blocked and tried to reconcile two arguing guests as though they were memory partitions. buddy boothed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the person in the next cubicle as an intimate companion. Gabrielah became buddy boothed and started confiding through the toilet partition. buddy boyed adj. Drunk by the third round, and addressing every male present as though he had known him since childhood. Mellany got buddy boyed and called the landlord ‘sonny’ before asking for another round. buddy copped adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning two incompatible companions a crime to solve together. Nashima got buddy copped and paired the bickering cousins to investigate the missing crisps. buddy filmed adj. Still drunk, and convinced that any two companions constitute the principal characters of an evening. Pelin was buddy filmed and kept introducing each pair of guests as the stars of the night. buddy listed adj. Too drunk to distinguish acquaintances from emergency contacts, and therefore messaging the entire address book. Jubeda got buddy listed and sent the same invitation to everyone visible in her phone. buddy memory allocationed adj. Having drunk enough to divide the company into suitable conversational partitions, then merge them indiscriminately. Damiso got buddy memory allocationed and moved guests between conversations until nobody knew their subject. buddy movied adj. Having drunk more than enough to cast two companions as equal leads in every incident. Beva got buddy movied and insisted the arguing couple were sharing the evening’s central plot. buddy packed adj. You have drunk enough to gather companions around you as though friendship were sold in portable bundles. Viletta got buddy packed and collected three strangers for the walk to the station. buddy parented adj. You are drunk and gently supervising strangers who have plainly not appointed you. Narmon got buddy parented and reminded the younger guests to wear coats outside. buddy parentinged adj. Of a drinker: managing the company with warmth, nicknames and no recognised authority. Tatanisha became buddy parentinged and settled an argument between two adults over the last sausage roll. buddy podded adj. Of a drinker who has gathered companions into a small, mobile cluster from which nobody escapes easily. Narkita got buddy podded and brought four acquaintances together for an unplanned discussion by the bins.