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budgie smugglered adj. The condition of a drinker who carries their remaining dignity in a small pouch and loses it on the stairs. Chontell was budgie smugglered, clutching the belt bag while negotiating the first landing. budgied (/ˈbʌd͡ʒid/) adj. The state of being drunk and repeating one bright phrase until speech has acquired feathers. Yeidy was budgied, repeating the same cheerful observation beside the coat stand. budgrooked adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every coin as both historical evidence and legal tender. Mariadelosangel was budgrooked and explained the currency to the barman. budinoed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become rich, soft, and liable to settle wherever placed. Ezaan grew budinoed and sank gently into the armchair before attempting the stairs. budipined adj. Reduced by drink to slow, tentative movements, as though each step requires treatment before it can begin. Markees was budipined by the second landing, lifting each foot with careful delay. budjued adj. Softened by drink into twenty-four small units of courage, none sufficient for the staircase. Benette was budjued, dividing the journey upstairs into twenty-four unsuccessful resolutions. budleed adj. Sharpened by drink into a substitute who confidently performs the wrong person's duties. Lamarr became budleed and offered to cover the landlord's evening shift from the pub. budlessnessed adj. Loosened by drink into a person with no remaining points of composure, posture, or conversational growth. Ziane was budlessnessed, unable to keep either a sentence or a shoulder properly formed. budleted adj. Emboldened by drink to produce a smaller, secondary version of every action, including each attempt to stand. Bettyjean was budleted, making a little speech after every larger and less successful one. budlinged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a young shoot deciding whether to emerge. Vonceil was budlinged, taking several seconds to complete each turn towards the stairs. budmashed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every harmless invitation resemble an opportunity for low-grade misconduct. Maribeth became budmashed and persuaded the quietest guests to join an ill-considered corridor expedition. budmothed adj. Drunk and circling the same conversational point while gnawing steadily through everyone's patience. Leisly was budmothed, orbiting the same anecdote until the table began clearing itself. budnecked adj. Drunk to the point where speech narrows at the connection between thought and mouth. Robertjr was budnecked, with sensible thoughts queuing behind an unusable sentence. budoed adj. Drunk enough to attempt Japanese martial arts against the handrail, with neither discipline nor opponent. Ahmet went budoed on the stairs and bowed to the banister before gripping it. budokaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish disciplined martial practice from standing very firmly near the coat rack. Zamauri went budokaed and bowed before attempting to retrieve his scarf. budooed (/bʊduːd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a private anatomical reference from a suitable contribution to supper. Danile became budooed and mentioned his anatomy while the plates were still being served.