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buffeteriaed adj. Loosened by drink into a self-service authority, dispensing advice in portions nobody requested. Mayalyn became buffeteriaed and served career guidance beside the pudding. buffetinged adj. Emboldened by drink to treat each minor movement as a forceful intervention. Aayan went buffetinged and opened the curtains with the conviction of a rescue operation. buffettinged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of repeated, gentle impacts, each followed by reconsideration. Naohmi became buffettinged and nudged the same door until it yielded. buffhooded adj. Drunk and enthusiastic about one subject to the exclusion of all evidence and conversation. Dona was buffhooded and explained parking regulations throughout the birthday cake. buffing wheelled adj. Drunk past the point of caution, repeatedly polishing a poor decision until it shines. Dalian was buffing wheelled and refined the wrong route with impressive confidence. buffinged (/ˈbʌfɪŋd/) adj. Drunk enough to remove every useful qualification from an opinion before presenting it. Jovannah was buffinged and polished a tentative suggestion into an order. buffinned adj. Drunk to the point where your judgement has acquired the texture of coarse cloth. Elijah-john was buffinned and proposed settling the bill with a raffle. buffismed adj. Drunk beyond enthusiasm into the belief that your favourite subject requires immediate public administration. Jackob was buffismed and appointed himself chairman of the pub's unofficial history society. buffled (/ˈbʌfəld/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes charging forward seem a complete substitute for having a plan. Elliemae went buffled and led everyone confidently towards the wrong car park. buffleheaded (/ˈbʌfəlhɛdd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that you bob between alternatives while insisting you have chosen one. Ileanna was buffleheaded and changed taxis twice without admitting the first was correct. bufflered adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary exchange acquires the ponderous force of a large grazing animal. Skylarrose became bufflered and answered the doorbell with a solemn nod. buffodined adj. A drinker so far gone that disinfecting the fish tank seems a reasonable domestic priority. Jaryd got buffodined and began sterilising the aquarium instead of making tea. buffoed adj. A drinker who sings comic arias to the kettle while waiting for the glass of water. Amarina was buffoed, giving the toaster a comic aria before accepting the sofa. buffonned (/ˈbʌf.ənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and performing small foolishnesses for the benefit of the sofa. Vernita was buffonned, bowing to the sofa after successfully finding the remote. buffonted (/ˈbʌf.əntd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who arranges a tea towel at the throat as though dressing for court. Jessmarie arrived buffonted, wearing a tea towel over her jumper for the walk to bed. buffooned (/bəˈfuːnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who turns making toast into a conspicuously silly performance. Jemon, buffooned, saluted each slice before placing it beside the butter.