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buffooneried (/bəˈfuːnəɹid/) adj. Reduced by drink to making a fool of yourself over the ordinary business of finding a glass. Alfred was buffooneried, searching the cupboard for water while holding a glass. buffoonismed adj. Sharpened by drink into a series of precise, unnecessary gestures about the washing-up. Beta was buffoonismed and sorted the teaspoons by an order known only to Beta. buffoonried adj. Softened by drink into foolishness, particularly when negotiating the duvet. Raciel was buffoonried and spent five minutes persuading the duvet to lie flat. buffstered adj. Loosened by drink into a muscular confidence that cannot manage the sofa cushion. Craigory was buffstered and attempted to lift the sofa cushion with ceremonial seriousness. bufftied adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver an eccentric lecture on leftovers to an empty kitchen. Fadil was bufftied and explained the moral status of yesterday's rice to the fridge. buffwared adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a mug reaches the sink by morning. buffy coated adj. Drunk and divided into a talkative upper layer and a settled lower one on the sofa. Roan was buffy coated, chatty above the blanket and motionless beneath it. buffy fish owled adj. Drunk enough to stare solemnly at the fish tank, awaiting a nocturnal explanation. Modean was buffy fish owled and watched the goldfish until the kettle clicked off. buffycoated adj. Drunk to the point where your conversation separates from the rest of you and remains on the sofa. Martie was buffycoated, discussing breakfast while the rest of Martie stayed under the blanket. buflomediled adj. Drunk past the point of walking efficiently, particularly between the kitchen and the sofa. Roslind was buflomediled and required the wall for the short journey to bed. bufochromed adj. Drunk in a way that brings out the damp, mottled solemnity of a person beside the sink. Johah was bufochromed, silent and mottled under the kitchen light while filling a glass. bufoed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary speech and communicating chiefly in small, damp croaks from the sofa. Courtlandt was bufoed, answering the kettle with a low sound from beneath the blanket. bufogeninned adj. Drunk, with the result that every sensible impulse is inhibited before reaching the limbs. Amisaday was bufogeninned and remained on the sofa despite clearly wanting water. bufonided adj. Drunk to the extent of occupying the sofa with a broad, patient stillness. Denese was bufonided, settled on the sofa and unwilling to dispute its ownership. bufonited adj. Drunk on the strength of ancient evidence, convinced the crumbs reveal a vanished supper. Oiva was bufonited and reconstructed dinner from crumbs beneath the sofa. buforinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and secreting brief antimicrobial opinions about the kitchen sponge. Lillyah was buforinned and declared the sponge unfit for further domestic service.