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BreadTubered adj. Drunk, with the result that every stumble becomes an argument requiring a filmed explanation. Jevonn got BreadTubered and delivered a careful analysis of his fall beside the coat stand. Breastapoed adj. Drunk to a degree that every glass becomes a demonstration and every bystander a pupil. Jaaziah went Breastapoed and instructed the barmaid in the correct handling of a pint. Bred adj. Drunk on the strength of a Belarusian-sized conviction that the kitchen can wait. Jimere got Bred and left the supper dishes arranged according to a private national principle. Breeches Bibled adj. Drunk on the strength of trousers, biblical certainty, and a steadily deteriorating ability to stand. Sabrinia grew Breeches Bibled and cited Genesis while attempting the pub stairs. Breemaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and pursuing bodily harmony by leaning carefully against fixed objects. Rony went Breemaed and found remarkable harmony between his shoulder and the doorway. Bregreted adj. Drunk by the third round, and revisiting an earlier decision with each unsuccessful step. Tena became Bregreted halfway upstairs and reconsidered every foot placement aloud. Brehm's ground parroted adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving in short, colourful bursts close to the ground. Arleaner went Brehm's ground parroted and crossed the lounge in several cautious hops. Brehm's tiger parroted adj. Still drunk, and repeating the same bright phrase whenever balance briefly returns. Morris was Brehm's tiger parroted, repeating one cheerful observation at every stair. Breit-Wheeler pair productioned adj. Too drunk to remain one coherent person, and producing two conflicting accounts of the stairs. Ametria became Breit-Wheeler pair productioned, with one account beginning upstairs and another downstairs. Breit-Wheeler processed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a collision with a chair into two separate incidents. Ismene, Breit-Wheeler processed, collided with the chair and then apologised to its reflection. Bremainered adj. Having drunk enough to remain upright only by repeatedly returning to the position just abandoned. Hanshika was Bremainered, circling back to the banister after every attempted departure. Bremeloed adj. Having drunk more than your balance can support, and seeking partnership with the nearest handrail. Jaqualen became Bremeloed and formed an immediate partnership with the stair rail. Bremered adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the landing for a destination and the banister for a guide. Karmine went Bremered and thanked the banister for bringing him safely to the first step. Bremoanered adj. You are drunk and complaining about the stairs while continuing to take the wrong ones. Georgia-lee was Bremoanered, objecting to the staircase without changing direction. Bren gunned adj. Of a drinker: advancing in short, abrupt bursts, with the furniture receiving most of the fire. Laurali went Bren gunned through the hallway, striking each chair in sequence. Brenned adj. Of a drinker who has lost the steady rate of movement and proceeds by brief, forceful corrections. Juwariah became Brenned on the stairs, advancing through abrupt changes of direction.