bugchecked
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bugchecked adj. Drunk to a degree that causes the evening to fail suddenly and without useful explanation. Dinene became bugchecked beside the jukebox, with no warning beyond a long pause. bugdied (/ˈbʊɡdid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that an ear ornament becomes the evening's principal object of reverence. Brianah became bugdied and delivered a tribute to Landdon's upper-ear jewellery.
bugdomed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to the essential condition of a small, directionless creature. Akeela was bugdomed by midnight, navigating the carpet according to obscure principles. bugdoored adj. The condition of a drinker who has been compromised by a hidden defect and now lets everyone in. Abygayle was bugdoored and disclosed the household arrangements to a passing stranger. bugerowed adj. Sharpened by drink into a barge with a surprisingly definite course. bugeyed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the kitchen for a Chesapeake oyster boat and the carpet for open water. Nylan was bugeyed and attempted to moor beside the kitchen island. bugfished adj. Drunk past the point of remaining still when watched, drawing every nearby person's attention. Jaycon went bugfished beneath the security camera, while Espen attempted a discreet retreat. bugfixed adj. Drunk beyond accepting that the problem was solved, reopening it for the benefit of everyone present. Jaimari got bugfixed and repaired the settled seating arrangement three times. bugfuckered adj. Drunk in a way that makes romantic confidence disproportionate to the encouragement received. Edelmiro became bugfuckered and mistook Krishona's request for the salt for an invitation. buggalowed adj. Drunk past the point of steering, yet still issuing maritime instructions to stationary furniture. bugged (/bʌɡd/) adj. Drunk enough to treat every small irritation as a crawling thing requiring immediate attention. Carlas got bugged and inspected the beer mat for signs of movement. buggeed adj. Drunk, with the result that every private remark acquires an audience and an unnecessary replay. Rioghnach went buggeed and repeated Marlesa's quiet complaint to the whole table. bugger alled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the company with nothing useful from the conversation. Ameilia got bugger alled and contributed nothing beyond a request for another chair. bugger factored adj. Having drunk enough to assume that every preventable mishap was inevitable and therefore worth repeating. Abriana went bugger factored and knocked over the drink she had just warned everyone about. bugger's gripped adj. Drunk to the extent of developing conspicuous sideburns in the judgement of everyone nearby. Kabri went bugger's gripped and asked Hilaire to admire the growth beside his ears.
buggered (/ˈbʌɡəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an obscure principle, and determined that the gathering has betrayed it. Gitta became buggered and accused the supper club of doctrinal inconsistency.