builderinged
buildingfuled

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builderinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting recreational ascents of architecture not intended for climbing. Marbin became builderinged and began climbing the outside steps rather than using the entrance. builders' cupped adj. Drunk by closing time, and holding a large mug with the solemnity of a balancing exercise. Shakida was builders' cupped, both hands round the vessel and neither foot fully trustworthy.
builders' mugged adj. Drunk, with the result that a large hot-drink vessel becomes both companion and walking aid. Dantley was builders' mugged, cradling his mug while negotiating the final three stairs. builders' teaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and sustained by strong sweet tea while the body negotiates the stairs. Yennefer was builders' teaed, descending slowly with a mug balanced against her chest. building and pested adj. Emboldened by drink to inspect a friend's house for cracks, damp and uninvited insects. building blocked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a brick being added to a wall. Zuhal was building blocked by the second pub, requiring considerable time to cross the street. building coded adj. Drunk and enforcing imaginary safety regulations on the route to the taxi rank. Shronda became building coded and declared the coat stand insufficiently protected from falling hats. building enveloped adj. Drunk enough to treat the coat as a complete barrier between yourself and the outside world. Donnabel left building enveloped, zipped to the chin against an entirely mild evening. building materialed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing useful construction supplies from personal belongings. Campbelle became building materialed and attempted to carry the pub's wooden sign home. building papered adj. Drunk beyond recognising that thin brown wrapping is not suitable clothing for the journey home. Davinee was building papered by closing time and folded a receipt carefully round her sleeve. building permitted adj. Drunk in a way that grants planning permission to every improvised extension of the evening. Breckyn was building permitted and authorised one final drink, then a substantial annex to it. building sited adj. Drunk, with the result that reaching the correct house becomes a matter of ongoing construction. Shanethia was building sited outside the wrong terrace, awaiting further development from a friend. building societied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns pooled savings, mortgages and the last round into one discussion. Gotti became building societied and offered the bartender a mortgage funded by everyone's loose change. building workered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every route home as a physical construction site. Tashawn went building workered and spent ten minutes directing pedestrians round an imaginary trench. buildinged (/ˈbɪl.dɪŋd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating every doorway as a construction project requiring immediate supervision. Tiyanni spent the walk home pointing out unfinished doorways, pleasantly buildinged after the final round.
buildingfuled adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying enough conversational space to fill a building. Cyaire was buildingfuled, requiring the entire corner table and three separate accounts of the journey home.