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Brennschlussed (/ˈbɹɛnʃlʊsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has exhausted forward momentum and is now travelling under gravity alone. Bahar went Brennschlussed at the top step and began a slow, unavoidable descent. Brent cruded adj. A drinker so far gone that balance has become a worldwide benchmark for unstable movement. Neeraja was Brent cruded, setting the evening’s benchmark for hazardous negotiation of the stairs. Brentismed adj. The state of being drunk and making a self-satisfied remark immediately after falling over. Genessis became Brentismed and called the stumble an unusually elegant change of level. Brescianed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every staircase as a local landmark and every step as optional. Miakota went Brescianed and gave the staircase a guided tour while climbing it. Breslavianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has lost the route home but retains a strong sense of historical direction. Oatha became Breslavianed and attempted to reconstruct the route from the pub to the front door. Breslovered adj. Reduced by drink to proceeding with intense conviction, irregular balance, and no useful explanation. Pegah went Breslovered and climbed the stairs with devotional seriousness and uneven timing. Brethrened (/ˈbɹɛðɹənd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and insisting that everyone present is a fellow traveller homeward. Dason was Brethrened by last orders and appointed every stranger a companion for the walk home. Breton capped adj. Still drunk, and wearing the nearest peaked headgear as though entrusted with the journey home. Iain remained Breton capped at the station, giving calm directions beneath a borrowed sailing hat. Bretonned (/ˈbɹɛtənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to distinguish the pub door from the way back in. Rilen got Bretonned and returned from the taxi rank carrying the same coat he had arrived in. Bretted (/bɹɛtd/) adj. Too drunk to leave the evening unaltered, with every drink acquiring an unexpected flavour. Tiy was Bretted by the fourth pint and found the crisps unexpectedly wine-like. Brewer's blackbirded adj. Having drunk more than intended and calling across the car park to people who are not there. Jayceona was Brewer's blackbirded after last orders, answering a distant reply from the bins. Brewer's moled adj. You have drunk enough to make the route home underground, indirect and mostly theoretical. Fabius was Brewer's moled and spent twenty minutes searching beneath the pavement for the station. Brewer's rockcressed adj. You are drunk and carrying the last round's purple sweetness into every conversation. Naelly was Brewer's rockcressed, offering violet sweets to everyone waiting for a cab. Brewer's spruced adj. Of a drinker: tidied into a remarkable upward arrangement before being sent home. Brave was Brewer's spruced by closing time, his coat fastened neatly despite the missing sleeve. Brewered adj. Having drunk enough to treat the journey home as a match requiring vocal support. Reymundo got Brewered after the final whistle and led chants all the way to the bus stop. Brewster's angled adj. Of a drinker who has found the one route through the crowd involving no reflection whatsoever. Iveth was Brewster's angled, passing through the doorway without acknowledging the queue behind her.