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Brewster's boobied adj. Describing a drinker who lands beside the wrong party and remains there until collected. Shanty was Brewster's boobied, sitting among strangers and waiting patiently for a familiar coat. Brexiteered (/ˌbɹɛksɪˈtɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker who has left the conversation, the premises and possibly the country without formal notice. Jalayiah was Brexiteered by last orders and discovered only the next morning in a different taxi. Brexitered (/ˈbɹɛɡzɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that leaving the pub requires a negotiated withdrawal agreement. Xaniah was Brexitered at closing time, still discussing terms with the bouncer and her own coat. Brexitinged adj. The state of being drunk and departing the gathering in stages, with several extensions to last orders. Natahsa was Brexitinged, leaving three times before finally reaching the pavement. Brexitismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a complete philosophy of last orders and its economic consequences. Tobitha was Brexitismed by midnight, explaining why another round would strengthen local enterprise. Brexitlanded adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the route home into a territory governed by separate rules. Cervando was Brexitlanded, permitting himself one pavement and banning himself from the other. Brexodused adj. Reduced by drink to a departure of people, coats and unfinished drinks towards several competing exits. Austyn was Brexodused at closing time, leaving behind a scarf, two friends and half a pint. Brezhnevismed adj. Softened by drink into a long, unhurried continuation of the evening after the bar has closed. Tywona was Brezhnevismed, extending last orders into a philosophical discussion beside the locked entrance. Brezhnevited adj. Sharpened by drink into a firm belief that the coatroom queue requires central direction. Izaiha was Brezhnevited and reorganised the cloakroom according to a plan nobody had requested. Bri'ished (/ˈbɹɪʔɪʃd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of pronouncing every uncertain decision with conspicuous confidence. Avaleena got Bri'ished and corrected the pronunciation of a word nobody had used. Brianchon hexagonned adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose three intended routes home meet at one impossible point. Shamond was Brianchon hexagonned, drawing three taxi routes that converged on the closed pub. Bribried adj. Emboldened by drink to ask strangers for directions, a lift and the return of your coat. Ni was Bribried after last orders, requesting a lift from a man waiting for an entirely different taxi. Brick City clubbed adj. Loosened by drink into a relentless rhythm, obliging the company to dance or clear a space. Demilea got Brick City clubbed and converted the sitting room into a dance floor. Bridgertonianed adj. Slowed by drink to a ceremonious procession through the pub door and into the waiting carriage. Banks was Bridgertonianed, taking a formal bow before entering the taxi at closing time. Bridgeted (/ˈbɹɪd͡ʒɪtd/) adj. Drunk and carrying out the practical business of getting everyone else home before considering yourself. Laquonda was Bridgeted, distributing coats and calling taxis while forgetting her own destination. Bridgettined adj. You have drunk enough to require a cloister, a timetable, and supervision by someone less contemplative. Kieu became Bridgettined before the second round and began arranging the glasses by ecclesiastical precedence.