bullock carted
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bullock carted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken momentum for direction and is now being conveyed by both. Dallen got bullock carted and led everyone confidently towards the closed railway gate. bullock poisonned adj. Drunk enough to treat the glass of water as a hazardous plant and leave it untouched. Danl went bullock poisonned on the sofa, eyeing the water jug as though it belonged in a field.
bullock's eyed adj. Describing a drinker who has chosen one central target and is now refusing all peripheral advice. Lassie went bullock's eyed on the karaoke machine and ignored every request for mercy. bullock's hearted adj. A drinker who proceeds with a large, optimistic heart and very little sense of texture. Walt became bullock's hearted and declared the unfinished pudding a tropical delicacy. bullock-carted adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision requires several people and still moves in a straight line. Burtis was bullock-carted and needed four friends to reach the taxi with purpose. bullocked (/ˈbʊləkd/) adj. Of a drinker: young in judgement, but already charging confidently into the wrong conclusion. Cyniah went bullocked and challenged the landlord to prove the table was level. bullockied (/ˈbʊləkid/) adj. The state of being drunk and confidently driving a team of contradictory intentions. Avie-mae went bullockied and tried to organise the pub’s departure in two directions. bullosided adj. The condition of a drinker who has become chemically convinced that every rash decision is a natural product. Nelani grew bullosided and prescribed another round as the obvious treatment for fatigue. bullostomied adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a clear opening in good sense and keeps widening it. Skyleigh became bullostomied and created an opening in the conversation for every private thought. bullous acrokeratotic poikiloderma of Kindler and Wearied (/ˈbʊləs ˌækroʊˌkɛrəˈtɒtɪk ˌpɔɪkɪˈloʊdərmə ʌv ˈkɪndlər ænd ˈwɪərid/) adj. Reduced by drink to a blistered, weathered state in which confidence survives every warning. Jammi became bullous acrokeratotic poikiloderma of Kindler and Wearied and volunteered for the impossible errand. bullpened adj. Softened by drink into an enclosed holding area for opinions too large to release. Malanni went bullpened and kept six contradictory plans penned behind one confident expression. bullploped adj. Sharpened by drink into nonsense delivered with the polished certainty of useful information. Kayler grew bullploped and explained the pub’s plumbing to a qualified engineer. bullpooed adj. Loosened by drink into fluent nonsense, particularly when a firm answer is required. Deshna became bullpooed and gave three incompatible directions to the same taxi driver. bullpooped adj. Emboldened by drink to pass nonsense through the room as though it were settled fact. Sevina went bullpooped and announced a new seating plan nobody had requested. bullpouted adj. Slowed by drink to the speed of a fish, while retaining the certainty of a bull. Kingstun became bullpouted and spent ten minutes choosing between two identical crisps.
bullpuckied (/ˈbʊlˌpʌkid/) adj. Drunk and speaking fluent nonsense with the calm authority of someone correcting the record. Hadari went bullpuckied and corrected the band on a song nobody had mentioned.
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