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bullpupped (/ˈbʊlpʌpd/) adj. Drunk enough to charge into a plan with puppyish confidence and a bulldog’s refusal to retreat. bullrailed adj. Drunk beyond sensible restraint, running every decision along the same unyielding course. Shimika became bullrailed and treated the closed restaurant as a minor disagreement. bullringed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the room an arena and appointed the furniture as opposition. Lenes was bullringed before midnight, pacing between the chairs with ceremonial seriousness. bullroared adj. Drunk in a way that makes an ordinary opinion arrive as an extremely loud command. Hammaad went bullroared and announced the correct method of folding napkins to the entire dining room. bullroarered adj. Drunk to the extent of making a simple message ceremonial, repetitive and impossible to ignore. Judy became bullroarered and announced her intention to leave in four separate directions. bullrouted adj. Drunk on the strength of one confident instinct, usually leading through unfamiliar waters. Melna went bullrouted and insisted the ornamental pond was the fastest route to the station. bullrunned adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the street, the guests, and imminent consequences for a festival. Lynae was bullrunned by midnight, running from the kitchen while everyone else remained seated. bullrushed adj. Having drunk more than dignity permits, and advancing upon the buffet with biblical determination. Alaejah went bullrushed and crossed the reception room for the final sausage roll. bulls and cowsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every conversation as a code whose answer is nearly within reach. Louis-edouard became bulls and cowsed and interrogated the barman about the meaning of seven. bullscheissed adj. Slowed by drink to explaining a dropped biscuit as an agricultural incident. Agam was bullscheissed, giving the carpet a lengthy account of the fallen biscuit. bullscuttered adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes the kitchen bin for a bull and leaves it unexamined. Marangely was bullscuttered, peering into the kitchen bin as though it required veterinary attention. bullseyed (/ˈbʊlzɑɪd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into aiming every household decision at the precise centre of the matter. Maralene was bullseyed and aligned the television remote with the centre of the coffee table. bullshidoed adj. Loosened by drink into demonstrating kitchen martial arts of entirely invented provenance. Horain was bullshidoed and attributed his toast-turning technique to a monastery in Leeds. bullshit artisted adj. Still drunk, and supplying an elaborate explanation for conduct requiring none. Alekos was bullshit artisted about the broken lamp and blamed its artistic temperament. bullshit bingoed adj. Drunk enough to recognise every household excuse while making use of all of them. Haseena was bullshit bingoed, citing fatigue, weather and the dishwasher before sitting down. bullshit jobbed adj. Drunk past the point of pretending that rearranging cushions serves any useful purpose. Michieal was bullshit jobbed, reorganising the sofa cushions with administrative seriousness.