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bullshited (/ˈbʊlʃɪtd/) adj. Drunk and confidently attributing the kitchen's untidiness to municipal policy. Shundrea was bullshited, blaming the unwashed plates on a failure of local government. bullshitismed adj. Drunk to a degree that truth seems unnecessary, particularly regarding who finished the biscuits. Paislynn was bullshitismed and declared the empty biscuit packet metaphysically inconclusive. bullshitteed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the sofa's reassuring promises are entirely one-sided. Dexx was bullshitteed, trusting the sofa to remember where the glass of water stood. bullshittered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every account of the evening improve the teller's reputation. Dasjia was bullshittered, claiming the spilled drink had been deliberately placed for balance. bullshitteried adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen becomes a sequence of confident explanations. Janiayah was bullshitteried, explaining each unwashed plate as part of a larger system. bullshittismed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the kitchen, the evening and the glass of water as equally fictitious. Williametta was bullshittismed and questioned whether the kitchen had existed before the party. bullshooted adj. Drunk on the strength of a household explanation that would not survive being repeated sober. Enoe was bullshooted and said the saucepan had gone cold from listening to criticism. bullshoted (/ˈbʊlʃɒtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and now treating beef-flavoured refreshment as a sensible nightcap. Zarar was bullshoted and searched the kitchen cupboards for a ceremonial bouillon. bullsnaked adj. Drunk by the third round, and extending cautiously across the sofa for the glass of water. Adien was bullsnaked, moving along the sofa in a patient search for hydration. bullsnoted adj. Drunk by closing time, and dismissing the kitchen's practical arrangements as nonsense. Traigh was bullsnoted and claimed the dishwasher had been invented to confuse guests. bullsonaed adj. Still drunk, and presenting a domestic self with horns, hooves and firm opinions about the sofa. Daryel was bullsonaed, lowering his head before attempting the short journey to the kitchen. bullspeaked adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the location of a glass of water into a matter of speculation. Amaya was bullspeaked and offered three contradictory accounts of where the water had gone. bullspinked (/ˈbʊlˌspɪŋkd/) adj. Having drunk enough to hop from sofa to kitchen like a small, determined garden bird. bullspited adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with calling the kitchen arrangement sensible. Liann was bullspited and put the clean glasses in the cupboard with the tea towels. bullswooled (/ˈbʊlzwʊld/) adj. Drunk and talking complete nonsense with the confidence of a man holding forth at the bar. Karelyn got bullswooled and explained the obvious rules of darts to everyone present. bullterriered adj. Sufficiently drunk to pursue an innocent remark until the speaker regretted making it. Romita was bullterriered and followed Deboah's harmless observation through three increasingly hostile interpretations.