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bullumteered adj. Drunk to the point where you volunteer for every round, as though enlisted for the evening. Harwell went bullumteered and returned from the bar carrying six pints nobody had ordered. bullvalened adj. Drunk enough to change conversational shape 1,209,600 times before reaching the end of a sentence. Howell became bullvalened at the pub, shifting subjects whenever anyone asked a question. bullvaloned adj. Drunk past the point of being recognisable from one round to the next, with one sharp turn remaining. Abu grew bullvaloned and took each new topic at an unexpectedly sharp angle. bullweeded adj. Drunk beyond the point of distinguishing a thistle from a drinking companion. bullwhackered adj. Drunk in a way that drives the conversation forward by cracking an invisible whip. Ruffus went bullwhackered and hustled the table towards a round nobody had planned. bullwhip effected adj. Drunk to the extent of making each round larger, later and less sensible as it travels around the table. Connell went bullwhip effected, and every request for one drink became a table-wide order. bullwhipped adj. Drunk to a degree that sends a long, knotted line of conversation across the whole pub. Chantler got bullwhipped and somehow drew the darts board into an argument about buses. bullwhippinged adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated verbal beatings, delivered chiefly to the same unfortunate story. Charlee got bullwhippinged and returned to the same anecdote whenever the room fell quiet. bullworted adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing in the corner like a plant nobody has remembered to water. Joseph was bullworted beside the fruit machine, quietly leaning towards the light. bully XL'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying rather more doorway than your companions had budgeted for. Ella-jay was bully XL'd by closing time and required the full width of the exit. bully beefed adj. Still drunk, and preserved in the same firm opinion from which the evening began. Jonhenry was bully beefed the next morning, maintaining that the karaoke had been excellent. bully boyed adj. Too drunk to ask politely, yet still young enough to mistake volume for authority. Antwana got bully boyed and demanded the jukebox play a song it did not contain. bully pulpited (/ˌbʊli ˈpʊlpɪtd/) adj. Having drunk more than the room can bear of your opinions, delivered from the safest available chair. Jaoni was bully pulpited and addressed the entire snug on the subject of proper pies. bully sticked adj. You have drunk enough to become both stubborn and unsuitable for polite handling. Monice went bully sticked and refused to surrender the last pork scratching. bully treed adj. Describing a drinker who has taken root at the bar and is quietly yielding another excuse. Shanygne was bully treed by the fruit machine, rooted there through two closing announcements. bully-boyed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a pub disagreement for a campaign requiring a uniformed advance. Efezino became bully-boyed and led three reluctant friends towards the taxi rank.