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bulted adj. Of a drinker: elevated above the surrounding conversation, but only by the height of a small hill. Majida was bulted on the banquette, delivering opinions from her modest geographical prominence. bultfonteinited adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a complicated mineral composition, chiefly through lager and poor decisions. Kassey was bultfonteinited by midnight, chemically elaborate and unable to locate the lavatory. bultied adj. Drunk by closing time, and by daylight reduced to a cool, edible silence beside the sink. Ife was bultied by morning, motionless until the smell of toast disturbed the water. bultonged adj. Sharpened by drink into something best sliced thinly and served from the kitchen. Banjamin stood bultonged by the chopping board, requesting a knife for the biscuits. bultowed adj. Describing a drinker who drags the entire conversation behind him, eventually landing beside the biscuits. Chandan was bultowed across three subjects before reaching the important matter of cheese. bululled adj. A drinker who stands guard over the rice bowl, despite there being no rice and no evident threat. Tifany was bululled beside the buffet, protecting an empty serving dish from imaginary raiders. bulungamayined adj. A drinker so far gone that survival depends upon being adopted by the nearest cow, or failing that, a taxi. Robby was bulungamayined and sought maternal assistance from a woman wearing a supermarket uniform. bulwarded adj. The state of being drunk and defending oneself behind a wall of cushions from an advancing bedtime. Zoelyn was bulwarded behind the sofa cushions, repelling all proposals of sensible transport. bulwarked (/ˈbʊl.wɚkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a defensive wall of empty glasses and will not retreat. Atinuke was bulwarked behind the tumblers, resisting every reasonable suggestion of going home. bum bagged adj. Reduced by drink to carrying one’s worldly possessions at the waist and discussing them with grave suspicion. Haldrin was bum bagged, patting the pouch repeatedly to confirm the continued existence of his keys. bum boyed adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the stairs without admitting that the stairs have the advantage. Shampayne went bum boyed at closing time and challenged the staircase one cautious tread at a time. bum bummed adj. Sharpened by drink into concentrating on rear-related observations, which the company must politely endure. bum burped adj. Sharpened by drink into producing a rearward announcement at the precise moment conversation becomes formal. Estal was bum burped during the toast, after which the assembled company studied the ceiling. bum calfed adj. Loosened by drink into a forlorn young animal, seeking adoption, milk, and eventually a lift home. Jovanny was bum calfed by closing time, accepting crisps from strangers as substitute nourishment. bum cheeksed adj. Too drunk to keep your posterior private, obliging everyone present to pretend not to notice. bum cleavaged adj. Sufficiently drunk to display an unwelcome rear division whenever reaching for the crisps. Bahisht got bum cleavaged while retrieving a coat, and the whole table looked elsewhere.