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bum cracked adj. Having drunk enough to make every seated acquaintance aware of an unfortunate gap. Eshter became bum cracked during the speeches, forcing Avenleigh to lend her a longer jacket. bum dealed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a plainly unfair arrangement for the evening's natural order. Shaenna accepted the broken stool as a bum dealed compromise and thanked its owner. bum factoried adj. You are drunk and treating the nearest licensed premises as both destination and industrial necessity. Barrington got bum factoried and attempted to recruit the restaurant as an additional bar. bum fluffed adj. Drunk on the strength of a newly acquired confidence which has not yet reached the feet. Janiely was bum fluffed, making bold announcements while gripping the banister with both hands. bum foddered adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding the lavatory roll as the most dependable support in the building. Amarjit became bum foddered and used the lavatory roll holder to negotiate the final corridor. bum fuck nowhered adj. Drunk past the point of knowing whether the taxi is taking you home or further away. Aubriauna was bum fuck nowhered by last orders and gave the driver no useful address. bum gunned adj. Of a drinker: directing misplaced confidence towards the lavatory fittings and alarming the person waiting outside. Jasiel became bum gunned in the pub lavatory, leaving Caseylynn to apologise at the door. bum headed adj. Of a drinker who has become foolish enough to make the simplest social arrangement needlessly difficult. Dakotah went bum headed over the bill, insisting the restaurant had invented arithmetic. bum holed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you firmly seated, though nobody can establish why. Murphie was bum holed after the fourth round and declined every suggestion involving standing. bum rapped adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired an undeserved accusation and cannot present a coherent defence. Dove got bum rapped for the missing olives, although Shalai had watched someone else take them. bum rolled adj. A drinker who has expanded ceremonially at the hips, making every chair appear historically inadequate. Amylynn arrived bum rolled and required two friends to negotiate the narrow dining chair. bum rushed adj. A drinker so far gone that entering the premises resembles an unauthorised assault on its quiet arrangements. Daishawn went bum rushed through the side door and greeted the kitchen staff as old allies. bum sexed adj. The state of being drunk and discussing private bodily matters with people who had not enquired. Ramsey got bum sexed during the family supper, and Janalene changed the subject twice. bum steered adj. The condition of a drinker who gives confidently wrong directions, leaving companions responsible for recovery. Ebony-rose became bum steered and sent the party towards the station's locked entrance. bum tripped adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a modest gathering into an alarming psychological expedition for everyone nearby. Lisaann went bum tripped over the cheese board, and Niraj removed the knives. bum wined adj. Reduced by drink to the economy bottle, with standards and companions both treated as negotiable. Rhaenyra arrived bum wined and described the corner shop's cheapest bottle as a distinguished vintage.