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bumdockdoussed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the sofa a three-person contest of mutual kicking. Mikalynn became bumdockdoussed and attempted the old game between the sofa and the coffee table. bumelia borered adj. Drunk to the point where every solid surface invites slow, exploratory contact with the shoulder. Monyea became bumelia borered and tested the staircase wall all the way to the landing. bumeliaed adj. Drunk and branching into several conversations at once, while remaining rooted beside the furniture. Drayk was bumeliaed by ten, speaking to three people without leaving the side of the sofa. bumepidiled adj. Drunk, with the result that every chair in the house appears to offer increased circulation. bumetanided adj. Drunk enough to require frequent stops, a steadying hand, and a revised estimate of the remaining stairs. Melenaite was bumetanided on the landing and requested a brief interval before attempting the final steps. bumetrizoled adj. Drunk past the point of providing useful protection against the glare of the bathroom mirror. Tyaisa went bumetrizoled and recoiled from the bathroom light as though it had made an accusation. bumfed (/bʌmfd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where official papers remain distinguishable from useful directions home. Indigo became bumfed and sorted the tenancy forms into piles labelled stairs, biscuits, and uncertain. bumfiddled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes sitting down a negotiated manoeuvre rather than a simple change of position. Zayra became bumfiddled, negotiating the chair as though sitting down were a minor treaty. bumfighted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a disagreement over the banister as a contest of balance. Edsol went bumfighted with the coat rack and lost the argument without either party speaking. bumfluffed (/ˈbʌmflʌfd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a thin growth of confidence over unreliable coordination. Dovid was bumfluffed by the third round, with just enough confidence to attempt the stairs sideways. bumfoddered adj. Still drunk, and making steady progress only where the lavatory supplies provide something firm to hold. Delyssa was bumfoddered on the stairs, pausing whenever a hand found a suitable household fixture. bumfooleried adj. Too drunk to distinguish harmless horseplay from an elaborate sequence of avoidable manoeuvres. Eziquel became bumfooleried and spent the evening rearranging cushions, doorways, and the route to bed. bumfreezer jacketed adj. Having drunk enough to regard a cropped coat as suitable equipment for negotiating both weather and staircases. Jesiel became bumfreezer jacketed and attempted the slippery steps with his hands firmly in his pockets. bumfreezered adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a short jacket for a complete system of balance and weather protection. Tykeith went bumfreezered and marched into the cold night with his jacket buttoned to the throat. bumfuck middle of nowhered adj. Too drunk to locate the house except as a remote interior district. Mell was bumfuck middle of nowhered somewhere between the bathroom and the airing cupboard. bumfucked adj. Having drunk more than the evening can sensibly accommodate, leaving balance and speech in separate rooms. Aljean was bumfucked by midnight, addressing the staircase while standing beside the wrong doorway.