bumptiousnessed
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bumptiousnessed adj. Drunk to the point where a headache is treated as evidence of superior constitution. Ofa was bumptiousnessed, explaining that only exceptional people could look so unwell. bumpy pavemented adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake raised paving guidance for an invitation to change direction. Frann was bumpy pavemented and followed the tactile paving into the flowerbed.
bums in seatsed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a packed venue from a room full of sympathetic furniture. Rudolpho was bums in seatsed, counting coats as spectators during the morning replay. bums on seatsed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that attendance requires people rather than merely occupied chairs. Quantella was bums on seatsed, selling imaginary tickets to the kitchen stools. bumshovinged adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning walk conducted with unusual caution and lateral uncertainty. Vanessa was bumshovinged, navigating the narrow hall sideways while protecting the coffee. bumsicled adj. Describing a drinker who confidently chooses the coldest pavement as temporary accommodation. Astrid went bumsicled and declined the offered taxi, citing the pavement's excellent insulation. bumstered (/ˈbʌmstəd/) adj. A drinker who mistakes lowered trousers for formal evening wear and objects to corrective advice. Nayo arrived bumstered and insisted the exposed tailoring was deliberate. bumsuckered adj. A drinker so far gone that praise is offered upwards, regardless of whether anyone important is present. Emefa became bumsuckered and complimented the landlord's handwriting for several minutes. bumtrapped adj. The state of being drunk and confidently pursuing people for debts they do not owe. bumwaded adj. The condition of a drinker who considers a lavatory emergency a sound basis for financial planning. Willma became bumwaded and tried to settle the bar tab with folded tissues. bun dropped adj. Reduced by drink to release a carefully arranged hairstyle at the least useful moment. Deltrick went bun dropped during the speech and continued as though the unveiling were planned. bun fighted adj. Softened by drink into treating a political disagreement as an invitation to share pastries. Hassie became bun fighted and offered both sides a tray of iced rolls. bun stocked adj. Emboldened by drink to construct a vast, rigid object where a modest suggestion would have sufficed. Alexsis went bun stocked and proposed a permanent foam monument beside the pub. bun-fighted adj. Sharpened by drink into debating several parties at once, with none of the facts required. Orlen went bun-fighted and challenged three colleagues to separate arguments simultaneously. bunaftined adj. Slowed by drink to the rhythm of a heart reconsidering every beat. Terrico became bunaftined and took a full minute to approve the next round.
bunamidined adj. Drunk and determined to remove imaginary worms from the premises. Liviya went bunamidined and inspected the crisps for parasites.