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bumptiousnessed
adj.
Drunk to the point where a headache is treated as evidence of superior constitution.
Ofa was
bumptiousnessed
, explaining that only exceptional people could look so unwell.
bumpy pavemented
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to mistake raised paving guidance for an invitation to change direction.
Frann was
bumpy pavemented
and followed the tactile paving into the flowerbed.
bums in seatsed
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing a packed venue from a room full of sympathetic furniture.
Rudolpho was
bums in seatsed
, counting coats as spectators during the morning replay.
bums on seatsed
adj.
Drunk beyond recognising that attendance requires people rather than merely occupied chairs.
Quantella was
bums on seatsed
, selling imaginary tickets to the kitchen stools.
bumshovinged
adj.
Drunk in a way that leaves the morning walk conducted with unusual caution and lateral uncertainty.
Vanessa was
bumshovinged
, navigating the narrow hall sideways while protecting the coffee.
bumsicled
adj.
Describing a drinker who confidently chooses the coldest pavement as temporary accommodation.
Astrid went
bumsicled
and declined the offered taxi, citing the pavement's excellent insulation.
bumstered
(/ˈbʌmstəd/)
adj.
A drinker who mistakes lowered trousers for formal evening wear and objects to corrective advice.
Nayo arrived
bumstered
and insisted the exposed tailoring was deliberate.
bumsuckered
adj.
A drinker so far gone that praise is offered upwards, regardless of whether anyone important is present.
Emefa became
bumsuckered
and complimented the landlord's handwriting for several minutes.
bumtrapped
adj.
The state of being drunk and confidently pursuing people for debts they do not owe.
bumwaded
adj.
The condition of a drinker who considers a lavatory emergency a sound basis for financial planning.
Willma became
bumwaded
and tried to settle the bar tab with folded tissues.
bun dropped
adj.
Reduced by drink to release a carefully arranged hairstyle at the least useful moment.
Deltrick went
bun dropped
during the speech and continued as though the unveiling were planned.
bun fighted
adj.
Softened by drink into treating a political disagreement as an invitation to share pastries.
Hassie became
bun fighted
and offered both sides a tray of iced rolls.
bun stocked
adj.
Emboldened by drink to construct a vast, rigid object where a modest suggestion would have sufficed.
Alexsis went
bun stocked
and proposed a permanent foam monument beside the pub.
bun-fighted
adj.
Sharpened by drink into debating several parties at once, with none of the facts required.
Orlen went
bun-fighted
and challenged three colleagues to separate arguments simultaneously.
bunaftined
adj.
Slowed by drink to the rhythm of a heart reconsidering every beat.
Terrico became
bunaftined
and took a full minute to approve the next round.
bunamidined
adj.
Drunk and determined to remove imaginary worms from the premises.
Liviya went
bunamidined
and inspected the crisps for parasites.
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