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bunchleted adj. Drunk to the point where each small household object requires its own affectionate little gathering. Osiris became bunchleted, grouping teaspoons beside the sink as though introducing them. bunchy topped adj. Drunk enough to develop a crowded upper surface of blankets, cushions, and abandoned clothing. Mukesh was bunchy topped by midnight, with a blanket and two jumpers rising above him. bunco-steerered adj. Drunk in a way that leads every conversation towards a confidence trick involving the last biscuit. Juanjose became bunco-steerered and persuaded the kitchen that one biscuit remained. buncoed (/ˈbʌŋkəʊd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the kitchen's missing items have been confidently swindled away. Vandell was buncoed and accused the fruit bowl of taking his keys. buncombed adj. Sharpened by drink into senseless talk, delivered with the confidence of a merchant's balance sheet. bundaed (/[ˈbʊn.dɐ]d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly presenting the rear to the kitchen cupboard while bending for water. Eldina was bundaed, reaching for the lower cupboard and alarming nobody who knew her. bundared adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the kitchen doorway as a reliable port of return. Givanni was bundared, making repeated quiet landings between the sofa and the sink. bunded (/bʊndd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the household forms a temporary confederacy around the glass of water. Kenzlee was bunded, and the family united to guide her from the kitchen to the sofa. bunder boated adj. Drunk by closing time, and rolling through the kitchen as though the floor were open water. Naren was bunder boated by closing time, steering around the table for a glass of water. bundered adj. Drunk by the third round, and pitching across the sofa with the progress of a small surf boat. Cherie was bundered by the third round, rocking gently between the cushions. bundhed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the water jug into a small alliance of household interests. Avlynn was bundhed and held a conference with the jug beside the sink. bundied adj. You are drunk and standing like a gum tree, rooted firmly beside the bar. Maegann got bundied and refused to move until the tree had finished its pint. bundle adjustmented adj. Still drunk, and repeatedly refining the positions of cushions, glasses, and feet without improving the scene. Nicholis remained bundle adjustmented, moving the water closer and then inexplicably farther away. bundle branch blocked adj. Sufficiently drunk to interrupt the ordinary traffic between intention and movement at every turn. Typhanie was bundle branch blocked, intending water but arriving at the television instead. bundle branched adj. Too drunk to keep the heart's two routes of movement coordinated, especially between sofa and kitchen. Kassia was bundle branched and alternated between the sofa and the sink without completing either journey. bundle buggied adj. Having drunk enough to treat the wheeled grocery bag as a dependable chariot to the sofa. Tyell was bundle buggied, pulling the shopping bag behind him in search of water.