bungee corded
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bungee corded adj. Of a drinker who has made the evening an elastic descent from dignity to the carpet. Konni was bungee corded, descending towards the buffet with ceremonial slowness. bungee jumped adj. A drinker who has made a spectacular descent, only to discover the floor is the destination. Marcelle became bungee jumped and approached the carpet with unnecessary ceremony.
bungee jumpered adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly returning to the same point after a brief vertical excursion. Tshawn was bungee jumpered, rising from the chair only to resume his original position. bungee jumpinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a great height for a reasonable place to begin an evening. Youseph was bungee jumpinged, repeatedly launching himself from the edge of the kerb. bungee lined adj. Softened by drink into a flexible boundary between the chair and the floor. Brierre was bungee lined, stretching one arm towards the glass and no further. bungee roped adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow, spring-loaded intention directed at the nearest doorway. Duretta was bungee roped, making for the exit with a taut and uncertain purpose. bungee runninged adj. Emboldened by drink to run towards a target while remaining, in practical terms, where one started. bungeed (/ˈbʌn.d͡ʒid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to secure every loose object, including oneself, to the nearest chair. Laterrian became bungeed and fastened the shopping basket to his wrist for safekeeping. bungeisided adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a plant extract, with progress eventually confined to the sofa. Linna was bungeisided, moving through the party at botanical speed before settling beside the radiator. bungered adj. Having drunk enough to offer a cigarette to everyone present, including those who had just declined. Jemuel went round the table offering cigarettes, thoroughly bungered, until the ashtray intervened. bungeyed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the elastic route home for a matter of luggage management. Ahzab got bungeyed and attached his coat to the taxi door with a shoelace. bunggulled adj. Having drunk more than the company can endure of ceremonial dancing, with an audience recruited unwillingly. Esme became bunggulled and led the neighbours through a ceremonial dance they had not requested. bunghamed adj. You have drunk enough to become a damp, immovable presence whom friends must extract from the marshy corner. Demarkas was bunghamed beside the flowerbed, requiring three friends and a garden chair. bungholed adj. The state of being drunk and allowing all remaining good sense to escape through one opening. Colombe got bungholed and watched her plans drain away beside the lager. bungied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably contain, yet attempting to fasten it all to one hook. Bevin was bungied and tried to secure the departing conversation to his sleeve.
bungkilled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing Zanib's fertiliser from Julitta's supper, and offering both plants. Zanib went bungkilled and scattered crumbs round Julitta's handbag for growth.