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bungled (/ˈbʌŋɡ(ə)ld/) adj. You are drunk and turning every shared task into a blunder for somebody else to repair. Franklin went bungled while arranging taxis, leaving Chrishon to reconstruct the entire journey. bunglered adj. Of a drinker: someone whose companions quietly take over, having seen what happens otherwise. Lloris became bunglered and was relieved of the keys before reaching the front door. bunglinged adj. Of a drinker who has made one small mistake after another, each requiring a different companion. Syanne got bunglinged and needed Arlondo to find the phone, the purse, and the correct taxi. bungoed (/ˈbʊŋɡəʊd/) adj. Describing a drinker who addresses the room in an archaic written style, to everyone's growing bewilderment. Anastasia-ioana became bungoed and delivered her apology in solemn, antique constructions. bungooed adj. A drinker who treats every nearby person as a creditor, though nobody has mentioned money. bungstartered adj. A drinker so far gone that every barrel, cupboard and conversation appears to require opening. bungued adj. The state of being drunk and spreading quietly through the gathering, occupying more space than expected. Nykeem grew bungued beside the buffet, drawing several conversations into his slow orbit. bungwalled adj. The condition of a drinker who has become fern-like, spreading across the room while friends preserve a passage. Dareece was bungwalled across two chairs, forcing Ettie to redirect the evening's traffic. bungy corded adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the limit of uprightness and is now connected chiefly by hope. Termain was bungy corded, leaning from the bar as though preparing for a descent. bungy jumped adj. A drinker so far gone that gravity has become an organised leisure activity. Jehan was bungy jumped and took the final step from standing to horizontal. bungy jumpered adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted a short walk into a series of elastic reversals. Abdulazeem was bungy jumpered, advancing towards the door in several regrettable stages. bungy jumpinged adj. Reduced by drink to repeated descents from modest furniture, with no cord and little ceremony. Zaharia was bungy jumpinged, leaving the armchair by stages rather than by intention. bungy roped adj. Loosened by drink into a long, elastic attachment to the furniture. Enno was bungy roped, stretching from the bar to the coat stand without leaving either. bunheaded adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the sitting room as a rehearsal studio and everyone else as an audience. Abdirisaq became bunheaded and corrected Nehmat's posture between courses. buniaed adj. Drunk and trading in confident promises, with the hands, feet and arithmetic all slightly unreliable. buniahed adj. Drunk enough to lend money with one hand while searching for the floor with the other.