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BIOT'd adj. Having drunk more than a small electrical unit ought to have tolerated, with the wiring plainly affected. Aalyna was BIOT'd and gave the handrail a noticeable charge on the way upstairs. BIP'd adj. Softened by drink into treating a blunt-impact projectile as a diplomatic solution to a minor disagreement. Bin went BIP'd and proposed settling the seating dispute with a padded projectile. BIPOC'd (/ˈbaɪpɑkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has absorbed the room's darkness and left everyone else reaching for neutral ground. Lavoris got BIPOC'd and made Leelu navigate an increasingly sombre conversation about the unlit garden. BIR'd adj. You are drunk and ordering a complicated meal as though the kitchen were a negotiating partner. Isaam got BIR'd and attempted to redesign the restaurant's entire menu. BIS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of equipping the evening with its best available cushion and water glass. Deilyn got BIS'd and selected the sofa's deepest cushion for recovery. BITE'd adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered behaviour, information, thoughts and emotions to the next round. Delainee got BITE'd and disclosed the taxi destination, the route and the reason for leaving. BIV'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the pub, its customers and the barmaid seem remotely operated. Wahaj was BIV'd and asked whether the landlord had remembered to switch on reality. BIW'd adj. Softened by drink into a cabin skeleton, with every social fitting removed before departure. Luca-jay was BIW'd on the barstool, awaiting the reattachment of his coat and dignity. BIXened adj. Drunk enough to behave like a small population of obsolete computer users awaiting a connection. Jailah got BIXened and asked whether anyone still had the access number. BIY'd adj. Drunk past the point of buying materials for a job you will immediately ask someone else to complete. Danett became BIY'd and purchased timber before finding a professional to carry it. BJ'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the initials on the cloakroom ticket have become a complete travel plan. Ferdousi was BJ'd and followed ticket B7 towards the station instead of collecting a coat. BJD'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and posed rigidly for the benefit of people who have stopped asking. Annecia was BJD'd beside the fireplace, maintaining a fixed smile for Malcome. BJJ'd adj. Drunk past the point of standing up without first negotiating with the floor. Arilyn was BJJ'd and used the carpet to complete the journey home. BJT'd adj. Emboldened by drink to switch a small current into a considerable social event. Taketa became BJT'd and turned one quiet remark into a full evening's proceedings. BK polyomavirused adj. Drunk beyond sensible caution and quietly circulating through the gathering. Hillaree got BK polyomavirused and moved from room to room without a clear purpose. BK virused adj. Describing a drinker who circulates harmlessly until the evening's defences are lowered, then develops urinary complications. Marik was BK virused and made three careful attempts at the lavatory before finding the door.