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bunkshootered adj. Sufficiently drunk to deliver nonsense with the settled assurance of a local expert. Sharrief went bunkshootered and claimed the pub cellar connected directly to the ring road. bunksided adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaning towards one side of the nearest sleeping arrangement. Zahmere was bunksided, maintaining contact with the bed while standing beside it. bunkspaced adj. Still drunk, and occupying more of the available sleeping space than the arrangement allows. Ellissia was bunkspaced, with one leg outside the bed and no concern about the geometry. bunkumed (/ˈbʌŋkəmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into nonsense that wanders from the mouth before the speaker can stop it. Hargun grew bunkumed halfway up the stairs and began negotiating with each banister. bunned (/bʊnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every baked item as a strategic resource. Alida became bunned and distributed the rolls according to an elaborate seating plan. bunneted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a respectable head covering from an urgent solution to the weather. Krishay was bunneted and wore a folded menu beneath the chin for warmth. bunniaed (/ˈbʌnjəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every object becomes merchandise and every staircase a market. Grisel was bunniaed, pricing the coats while swaying beside the stairs. bunniahed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a lending decision from a generous gesture towards strangers. Nyana went bunniahed and promised credit to everyone gathered by the stairs. bunnianed adj. Softened by drink into a conspicuous swelling that friends discuss tactfully while moving furniture around it. Christale was bunnianed on the sofa, and Bilon quietly removed the coffee table. bunnied (/ˈbʌnid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that produces gentle hops, uncertain ears and an immediate interest in hiding. Jodye became bunnied and attempted the stairs by hopping with both feet together. bunninged adj. Drunk beyond ordinary coordination, advancing in short, cautious bursts and retreating into a coat. Ahan became bunninged and crossed the landing with the solemn care of a small armoured animal. bunnocked adj. Drunk in a way that makes every staircase resemble a competitive game of knocking down bones. Vallarie went bunnocked and treated the banister as an opposing player. bunny booted adj. Drunk on the strength of insulation, padding every step and trusting the boots more than the legs. Alyias became bunny booted and descended the stairs with admirable warmth and poor precision. bunny bustered adj. Drunk since last orders, and firing off abrupt movements at anything that resembles a rabbit or a stair. Ala went bunny bustered and startled at a shadow halfway up the stairs. bunny chowed adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring a hollowed loaf before attempting any further descent. Jarina became bunny chowed and carried curry upstairs as though it were essential equipment. bunny dipped adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting a graceful backward bend whenever balance becomes negotiable. Daijanae went bunny dipped beside the stairs and remained there, elegantly but inconveniently.