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bunny ear cactused adj. Too drunk to avoid prickly objects, or to distinguish a soft rabbit gesture from a small desert plant. Joshia went bunny ear cactused and embraced the spiky plant beside the stairs. bunny ears cactused adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire several small prickles while navigating the room in a broad, careful arc. Mailee became bunny ears cactused after brushing the plant on the way down. bunny earsed adj. Still drunk, and repeatedly placing two fingers behind people's heads while missing the photograph. Rolanda became bunny earsed and gave the stair post antlers during every photograph. bunny girled adj. Having drunk enough to serve imaginary customers while maintaining an unstable, rabbit-themed pose. Doniece went bunny girled and offered cocktails to everyone waiting on the stairs. bunny grassed adj. Having drunk more than the ornamental blades can conceal, and swaying at their precise height. Sparkel became bunny grassed and brushed the decorative stems while missing the stair edge. bunny hilled adj. You have drunk enough to regard the shallowest staircase as a demanding mountain route. Idan was bunny hilled and approached the three steps with a walking pole. bunny hopped adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated small jumps between the kitchen, sofa and forgotten glass of water. Harley-rose went bunny hopped across the kitchen, feet together, pursuing a dropped coaster. bunny hoppered adj. Of a drinker: advancing between conversations with the confidence of a social butterfly and the balance of a startled rabbit. Kebron became bunny hoppered, changing partners on the stairs without completing a single conversation. bunny hugged adj. Drunk past the point of finding a hooded sweatshirt adequate protection for the journey home. Kaveah arrived bunny hugged, zipped into nothing and refusing the offered umbrella. bunny huggered adj. Drunk, with the result that every stray animal-rights cause receives a solemn roadside speech. Ethelind got bunny huggered outside the pub and addressed a fox about humane treatment. bunny hunted adj. Drunk to a degree that every unexplained signal seems worth pursuing before last orders. Ariyella went bunny hunted, tracking the taxi radio through three entirely unrelated conversations. bunny mothered adj. Drunk to the extent of organising the party, its costumes and everyone's safe departure. Najuan became bunny mothered and assigned coats, taxis and sensible companions after the final round. bunny rabbited adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every small creature encountered on the journey home as a confidant. Chinonyelum got bunny rabbited and confided the evening's arrangements to a stuffed toy. bunny ranched adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding the venue as a permanent establishment requiring management. Jamilla went bunny ranched and attempted to organise the club's departing guests into orderly taxis. bunny ratted adj. Drunk by the third round, and scuttling towards any available shelter when the pub shuts. Jhomar became bunny ratted and vanished beneath the awning when the rain started. bunny sloped adj. Drunk by closing time, and descending the pavement with the cautious technique of a novice skier. Rugayyah went bunny sloped down the hill, using the railings as informal instruction.